12 + Funny Pumpkin and Jack-O-Lantern Pun, Jokes and Riddles

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There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight!

Pumpkin Jokes, Puns and Riddles

Pun about Squash-urday The Day Pumpkins Dread Most

What day of the week do pumpkins dread most?


Where does the twinkle in the Jack-O-Lantern’s eye come from?

The candle!

How do gourds down-under greet one another?

Gourd-ay mate!

What is a pumpkin’s favorite number?


Pun to Calculate The Circumference of a Jack-O-Lantern With Pumpkin Pi

How do you calculate the circumference of a Jack-O-Lantern?

With pumpkin pi!

What is a giant monster’s favorite Halloween party game?

Bobbing for pumpkins!

A pumpkin has the exact number of seeds to be scooped out to make a Jack-O-Lantern!

Where can you find pumpkin carving tools?

Wherever you left them!

Pun About Pumpkin's Favorite Snack

What is a pumpkin’s favorite snack?


Check out some other Halloween Jokes

Who did the pumpkin run away from?

Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother!

Joke About Jack-O-Lantern's Favorite Ice Cream Treat

What is a Jack-O-Lantern’s favorite ice cream treat?

Pumpkin spice float!

How does the pumpkin invite the monster to his Halloween party?

On his pi-phone!

What kind of dogs do pumpkins like?


Who Can Jump Higher Joke Pumpkin Or Jack-O-Lantern

Who can jump higher, a pumpkin or a Jack-O-Lantern?

Neither – pumpkins and Jack-O-Lanterns can’t jump!

What do you say when you meet a big haunted pumpkin with sharp teeth?

“See you later!”

Jack-O-Lantern Joke About Being Empty-Headed

Why did the Jack-O-Lantern forget things?

He was empty headed!

Why don’t pumpkins go bungee jumping?

They don’t have the guts!

Why Didn't The Pumpkin Go Out After Halloween Joke

Why didn’t the pumpkin go out after Halloween?

He felt rotten!

Pumpkin Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Pumpkin who?

A pump-kin fill up your birthday balloons!

Round and orange

And oh, so fat.

You’re my pumpkin

And that’s that!Rusty Fischer