Pumpkin Jokes, Puns and Riddles
What day of the week do pumpkins dread most?
Where does the twinkle in the Jack-O-Lantern’s eye come from?
How do gourds down-under greet one another?
What is a pumpkin’s favorite number?
How do you calculate the circumference of a Jack-O-Lantern?
With pumpkin pi!
What is a giant monster’s favorite Halloween party game?
Bobbing for pumpkins!
A pumpkin has the exact number of seeds to be scooped out to make a Jack-O-Lantern!
Where can you find pumpkin carving tools?
Wherever you left them!
What is a pumpkin’s favorite snack?
Who did the pumpkin run away from?
Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother!
What is a Jack-O-Lantern’s favorite ice cream treat?
Pumpkin spice float!
How does the pumpkin invite the monster to his Halloween party?
On his pi-phone!
What kind of dogs do pumpkins like?
Who can jump higher, a pumpkin or a Jack-O-Lantern?
Neither – pumpkins and Jack-O-Lanterns can’t jump!
What do you say when you meet a big haunted pumpkin with sharp teeth?
“See you later!”
Why did the Jack-O-Lantern forget things?
He was empty headed!
Why don’t pumpkins go bungee jumping?
They don’t have the guts!
Why didn’t the pumpkin go out after Halloween?
He felt rotten!
Pumpkin Knock Knock Jokes
A pump-kin fill up your birthday balloons!
And oh, so fat.
You’re my pumpkin
And that’s that!Rusty Fischer