Adorable Dog Jokes

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Funny Dog Puns, Jokes and Riddles

Funniest drooly dog pun

What does a minister say when two St. Bernards get married?

“Drool-ly beloved, we are gathered here today!”

Which triangle was the Huskie’s favorite play toy?

Acute one!

Adorable texting dog pun

How do dogs text each other?

With their cell-bones!

How does a poor dog make ends meet?

He chases his tail!

Humorous summertime dog joke

What happens when a collie runs through the sprinkler?

It gets wet!

When it comes to dog walking, two’s company and three’s a crowd. What is four and five?


Funny reading dog pun

How can you tell if a dog did his reading homework?

Give him a pup-quiz!

What kind of dog eats the most food?

One with a pet-a-greed!

Fun doggie breakfast joke

What’s a dog’s favorite breakfast food?

A pup tart!

Why did the dog want to go for a ride in the row boat?

So he could practice his dog paddle!

Poodle pun joke for entire family

What kind of dog works at a hair salon?

A sham-poodle!

What do you call a little dog after he’s been playing in the snow?

A chili-dog!

Dog crossing the road joke

Why did the dog run really fast across the road?

Because it’s a Rushin’ Wolfhound!

What eats more bones than a boxer?

Two boxers!

Funny watch dog joke

Why didn’t the shepherd take his eyes off the wall clock?

Because he’s a great watch dog!

What kind of dog smells?

All of them!

Funny pointer dog joke

Why couldn’t the dog pass the etiquette exam?

He’s a pointer!

Dog with super powers funny joke

What should you name your dog if he has super powers?

Bark Kent!

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Funny Dog Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Cairn who?

Cairn your dog come out to play Frisbee?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Fork who?

Fork got to mention, please pick up some dog food on your way home!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Locky who?

Locky my dog comes when I call!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Howard who?

Howard you like to go out back and play Frisbee with my dog and I?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Lego who?

Lego the leash so I can have a turn walking the dog!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Ariel who?

Areil-ly want a puppy!

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