Funny Dog Puns, Jokes and Riddles
What does a minister say when two St. Bernards get married?
“Drool-ly beloved, we are gathered here today!”
Which triangle was the Huskie’s favorite play toy?
How do dogs text each other?
With their cell-bones!
How does a poor dog make ends meet?
He chases his tail!
What happens when a collie runs through the sprinkler?
It gets wet!
When it comes to dog walking, two’s company and three’s a crowd. What is four and five?
How can you tell if a dog did his reading homework?
Give him a pup-quiz!
What kind of dog eats the most food?
One with a pet-a-greed!
What’s a dog’s favorite breakfast food?
A pup tart!
Why did the dog want to go for a ride in the row boat?
So he could practice his dog paddle!
What kind of dog works at a hair salon?
What do you call a little dog after he’s been playing in the snow?
Why did the dog run really fast across the road?
Because it’s a Rushin’ Wolfhound!
What eats more bones than a boxer?
Why didn’t the shepherd take his eyes off the wall clock?
Because he’s a great watch dog!
What kind of dog smells?
All of them!
Why couldn’t the dog pass the etiquette exam?
He’s a pointer!
What should you name your dog if he has super powers?
Funny Dog Knock Knock Jokes
Cairn your dog come out to play Frisbee?
Fork got to mention, please pick up some dog food on your way home!
Locky my dog comes when I call!
Howard you like to go out back and play Frisbee with my dog and I?
Lego the leash so I can have a turn walking the dog!
Areil-ly want a puppy!