Funny Jokes About Bakers and Pastry Chefs
Why did the baker cross the road?
He had muffin’ else to do!
What kind of bread bakers are now extinct?
The dough-dough bird!
What did the baker’s toddler say to her?
“I love you dough much!”
Why was the cake baker unsuccessful?
His cakes were always choco-late to the birthday parties!
What do funny pastry chefs like to bake?
What did the pastry chef say to the bully?
What do you call someone who makes hot cross buns?
A yeaster baker!
In addition to fruit trees, what do pie bakers like to plant in their gardens?
Many varieties of flours!
Why did the baker go to the sea shore?
He loved to see the bay-gulls!
What did pumpkin say to apple?
What did the baker say before he put the last tray of rolls in the oven?
“Last, but not yeast!”
What’s an early riser, weighs around five ton, and is full of holes?
A donut truck!
What is a French pastry chef’s favorite form of communication?
What do bakers eat for breakfast?
What is a rock monster’s favorite dessert?
Funny Baking Knock Knock Jokes
Canoe get me another cookie, that one was good!
Ester a special flavor of cookie you would like?
Chick out my new egg pastries!
Donut eat that cake, it’s for company!
Dough you want to guess my favorite type of cake?
Funnel start when we get to dunk out cookies in milk!