Best Baking Jokes

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Funny Jokes About Bakers and Pastry Chefs

Funny baking pun

Why did the baker cross the road?

He had muffin’ else to do!

What kind of bread bakers are now extinct?

The dough-dough bird!

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What did the baker’s toddler say to her?

“I love you dough much!”

Why was the cake baker unsuccessful?

His cakes were always choco-late to the birthday parties!

Funny pastry chef joke

What do funny pastry chefs like to bake?

Cinnamon puns!

What did the pastry chef say to the bully?

“Bake me!”

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What do you call someone who makes hot cross buns?

A yeaster baker!

In addition to fruit trees, what do pie bakers like to plant in their gardens?

Many varieties of flours!

funny baker bay-gull joke

Why did the baker go to the sea shore?

He loved to see the bay-gulls!

What did pumpkin say to apple?

“Pie there!”

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What did the baker say before he put the last tray of rolls in the oven?

“Last, but not yeast!”

cute donut joke

What’s an early riser, weighs around five ton, and is full of holes?

A donut truck!

What is a French pastry chef’s favorite form of communication?

Snail mail!

What do bakers eat for breakfast?

Spice krispies!

What is a rock monster’s favorite dessert?

Marble cake!

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Funny Baking Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Canoe!

Canoe who?

Canoe get me another cookie, that one was good!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ester!

Ester who?

Ester a special flavor of cookie you would like?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Chick!

Chick who?

Chick out my new egg pastries!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Donut!

Donut who?

Donut eat that cake, it’s for company!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Dough!

Dough who?

Dough you want to guess my favorite type of cake?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Funnel!

Funnel who?

Funnel start when we get to dunk out cookies in milk!

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