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Funny Big Foot Puns and Jokes

Funny barefoot beach joke

What do you call Bigfoot at the beach?

Barefoot!

How do you know Bigfoot’s been riding in your car?

The seat is pushed all the way back!

Yeti and Bigfoot funny pun

How do you tell the difference between Bigfoot and a Yeti?

There’s snow way to tell!

How do you know when Bigfoot gets a haircut?

Someone says they saw him walking out of the barber shop!

How are a duck and Bigfoot alike?

They both quack except for Bigfoot!

Funny Nessie and Bigfoot Pun

How does Bigfoot invite Nessie to his summer cookout?

He drops him a line!

What’s a Yeti’s favorite party supply?

Yeti confetti!

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Funny Bigfoot Jokes

Where does Bigfoot keep his boogers?

In a tissue just like everyone else!

Hide and seek joke with Bigfoot in summer time

What’s Bigfoot’s favorite summer time game?

Hide and seek!

What’s the Abominable Snowman’s favorite winter time outdoor game?

Hide and seek!

Why did Bigfoot cross the road?

He was still playing hide and seek!

Funny Bigfoot pun

How high can Bigfoot jump?

Two big feet!

What do you call Bigfoot in an elevator?

Stuck!

Where is it safe for Bigfoot to go on vacation?

Anywhere he wants as long as he remembers his hat and sunglasses!

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Where do you find Bigfoot?

You don’t find Bigfoot, he finds you!

Did you hear the one about Bigfoot sledding?

Sorry, we don’t have one Yeti!

Yeti joke for kids

What is a little Yeti’s favorite class in school?

Snow and tell!

What is Baby Bigfoot’s favorite ride at the carnival?

The Hairy-Go-Round!

Big Foot Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ima!

Ima who?

Ima hoping to spot Bigfoot at the Hide and Seek Tournament!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Lettuce!

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, I think Bigfoot is on our trail!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Snow!

Snow who?

Snow one is going to believe I just saw a Yeti!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Gladys!

Gladys who?

Gladys time for a game of hide-and-seek, I know who I want for a partner!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Cher!

Cher who?

Cher would like to meet Bigfoot!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Summer!

Summer who?

Summer my friends don’t believe in Bigfoot!

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