Bug Jokes

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Funny Insect Jokes for Kids

bug cross the road joke

Why did the June bug cross the road?

Because the Mayfly was chasing her!

What kind of bugs work in French bakeries?


katydid insect pun

What insect got the job done?


insect riddle

What’s little, green and 25.4 mm long?

A European inch worm!

Why did the fly call the vulture?

To see if he wanted to hang out for awhile and take a buzz around town!

caterpillar and carrot pun

What do you call a fuzzy worm that likes to work with carrots?

A cater-peelar!

How can you tell if a spider is relaxed?

He’s not hanging by a thread anymore!

Firefly joke for kids

What insects show up in a flash?

Lightning bugs!

Why couldn’t the caterpillar ever make up its mind?

It spent all day on the fence!

cricket telling joke pun

What do you hear after a cricket tells a joke?

Chirp, chirp, chirp!

What is a caterpillar after it is five days old?

Six days old!

mosquito nightmare pun

What gives mosquitoes bad dreams?


What kind of bees drink too much coffee?


What kind of bees buzz around a cemetery?


insect gnat joke

What did the little fly say to the other fly?

“You’re gnat who I thought you were!”

What do ants do when they see birds fly north for the summer?

They take their cue and head to ant-artica!

butterfly humor

How do butterflies cheer on their children?

They yell, “Hang in there!”

What do you get when you cross a grasshopper and a tadpole?

A pond hopper?

Lots of funny insect puns at TheJokeSite.com

The Best Buggy Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Ant who?

Ant we going to the picnic today? I heard there’s lots of crumbs!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Emma who?

Emma little frightened of spiders!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Honeybee who?

Honeybee a dear and fix me a glass of iced tea!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Norma Lee!

Norma Lee who?

Norma Lee I love to walk in the evening, but the mosquitoes are too much for me tonight!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Fleas who?

Fleas stop your scratching!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Lena who?

Lena little closer and I’ll show you my pet spider!

Funny insect jokes at TheJokeSite.com