Funny Insect Jokes for Kids
Why did the June bug cross the road?
Because the Mayfly was chasing her!
What kind of bugs work in French bakeries?
What insect got the job done?
What’s little, green and 25.4 mm long?
A European inch worm!
Why did the fly call the vulture?
To see if he wanted to hang out for awhile and take a buzz around town!
What do you call a fuzzy worm that likes to work with carrots?
How can you tell if a spider is relaxed?
He’s not hanging by a thread anymore!
What insects show up in a flash?
Why couldn’t the caterpillar ever make up its mind?
It spent all day on the fence!
What do you hear after a cricket tells a joke?
Chirp, chirp, chirp!
What is a caterpillar after it is five days old?
Six days old!
What gives mosquitoes bad dreams?
What kind of bees drink too much coffee?
What kind of bees buzz around a cemetery?
What did the little fly say to the other fly?
“You’re gnat who I thought you were!”
What do ants do when they see birds fly north for the summer?
They take their cue and head to ant-artica!
How do butterflies cheer on their children?
They yell, “Hang in there!”
What do you get when you cross a grasshopper and a tadpole?
A pond hopper?
The Best Buggy Knock Knock Jokes
Ant we going to the picnic today? I heard there’s lots of crumbs!
Emma little frightened of spiders!
Honeybee a dear and fix me a glass of iced tea!
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I love to walk in the evening, but the mosquitoes are too much for me tonight!
Fleas stop your scratching!
Lena little closer and I’ll show you my pet spider!