Cat Jokes

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Funny Cat Puns and Jokes

Tabby cat funny pun

Where do ginger tabbies do their Christmas shopping?

Through cat-alogs!

How do cats celebrate the New Year?

They wish each other a “Happy Mew Year!”

Cat pun with funny kitten

Why aren’t cats good at racing?

They always like to paws!

Why was the house cat celebrating?

She came in furrr-st place at the local pet show!

Funny kitten cat soft fur joke

Why do kittens have fur coats?

Because they’d look silly in teeny-tiny parkas!

When a calico plays softball, what is her favorite position?

Cat-cher!

Super cute cat pun

Why did the Siamese cat cross the road?

Claws it wanted to!

How could you tell the two cats were a couple?

Because they gave each other a hug and hiss!

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Why did the cat take so long to set the table?

Because he wanted everything to be purr-fect!

Which side of a Persian Longhair has the most fur?

The outside!

Cat playing piano funny pun

Why did the kitten wish to stop her piano lessons?

She realized she wasn’t very mew-sical!

What day of the week do striped longhairs like to catch the most mice?

Chewsday!

Funny house cat joke

What did one house cat say to another?

“Have you seen anybody like Me-ow?”

Why did the tortoiseshell go shopping?

Because her favorite designer cat collars were fifty purrrr-cent off!

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What’s a tabby’s favorite feather toy?

The purrrrrr-ple one!

Adorable Cat Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Meow!

Meow who?

Meow-y Christmas and Happy New Year!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Cattle!

Cattle who?

Cattle sleep on your lap if you let her!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Wade!

Wade who?

Wade a minute the cat just asked to come in, now it wants to go back out?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Elsie!

Elsie who?

Elsie if the cat is ready to come back in!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Kenya!

Kenya who?

Kenya feed my cat this weekend? I’m taking a quick vacation!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Fiddle!

Fiddle who?

Fiddle make you happy, I’ll look after your cat this weekend!

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