Funny Cat Puns and Jokes
Where do ginger tabbies do their Christmas shopping?
How do cats celebrate the New Year?
They wish each other a “Happy Mew Year!”
Why aren’t cats good at racing?
They always like to paws!
Why was the house cat celebrating?
She came in furrr-st place at the local pet show!
Why do kittens have fur coats?
Because they’d look silly in teeny-tiny parkas!
When a calico plays softball, what is her favorite position?
Why did the Siamese cat cross the road?
Claws it wanted to!
How could you tell the two cats were a couple?
Because they gave each other a hug and hiss!
Why did the cat take so long to set the table?
Because he wanted everything to be purr-fect!
Which side of a Persian Longhair has the most fur?
Why did the kitten wish to stop her piano lessons?
She realized she wasn’t very mew-sical!
What day of the week do striped longhairs like to catch the most mice?
What did one house cat say to another?
“Have you seen anybody like Me-ow?”
Why did the tortoiseshell go shopping?
Because her favorite designer cat collars were fifty purrrr-cent off!
What’s a tabby’s favorite feather toy?
The purrrrrr-ple one!
Adorable Cat Knock Knock Jokes
Meow-y Christmas and Happy New Year!
Cattle sleep on your lap if you let her!
Wade a minute the cat just asked to come in, now it wants to go back out?
Elsie if the cat is ready to come back in!
Kenya feed my cat this weekend? I’m taking a quick vacation!
Fiddle make you happy, I’ll look after your cat this weekend!