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Funny Animal Puns, Riddles and Jokes
What did the cow think of the artificially flavored ice cream?
She thought it was a milk dud!
What do grizzly bears like for a late night snack?
Milk and grrrrr-nola!
What does a rabbit say when he hands you something?
“Hare you go!”
What’s the difference between a rabbit and a porcupine?
They’re both prickly, except for the rabbit!
How do you add up a bunch of milk?
With a cow-culator!
How do rein-deer keep dry?
With an umbrella!
Why doesn’t Bambi hear you knocking on his door?
Because you’re supposed to ring the deer bell!
What’s a frog’s favorite crafting supply?
Ribbon-t, ribbon-t !
Why is a chicken on a fence like a quarter?
Its head is on one side and its tail is on the other!
How does a mama bear get through the holidays with her cubs?
She grins and bears it!
How do you invite a fish to your Fourth of July party?
Drop it a line!
What is a frog’s favorite game?
What did the farmer make for the chicken’s birthday?
A layer cake!
Which side of a hamster has the most fur?
Why do mice have fur coats?
Because they’d look silly in teeny-tiny parkas!
What food do crocodiles bring to share at the block party?
Something in a croc-pot!
What do you call a fish with three eyes?
What was the cow’s favorite ride at the county fair?
Funny Animal Knock Knock Jokes
Rabbit up, it’s time to get to the next joke on our list!
Cereal thrill to see a humpback whale!
Gopher it! You’ll never know if you don’t try!
Owl be sure to ask you another knock knock joke tomorrow!
Koala the news, aliens just landed on Ayers Rock!
Weasel be famous as soon as our video goes viral!