Cute Valentine Jokes for Kids

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Silly Valentines Day Jokes and Riddles

Valentine monster joke for kids

What did the Blob say to the Swamp Monster?

“Please be my valen-slime!”

What’s a lady bug’s favorite Valentine candy?

Her-she’s kisses!

Funny monkey valentine joke for kids

What do monkeys give out as Valentine treats?

Chocolate chimp cookies!

Cute teddy bear joke for kids

What did the little girl say to her teddy bear on Valentine’s Day?

“I love you bear-y much!”

You Rock!
Valentine Bee joke for kids funny

What did the honeybee say to the flower?

“You are beeee-utiful!”

How many chocolates can you put in an empty box?

Only one, after that it’s not empty anymore!

Funny valentine gardener joke

Why did the gardener marry the farmer?

Because they were the perfect PEAR!

Volcano joke for kids Valentine funny

What did the volcano say to the hillside?

“I lava you!”

Why are pirates the best dancers at the Valentine’s Day Ball?

Because they arrrrrr!

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

“You’re totally my jam!”

Cute Valentine bird joke for kids

What do you call two robins in love?

Tweet hearts!

Be Mine!
Funny food joke for kids

What did the nachos say to the bean dip?

“Where have you bean all of my life!”

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To give the rooster a peck on the cheek!

Funny Valentine sentiment joke for kids

Why did the Valentine chocolates have sprinkles on them?

They were sprinkled with love!

How do clocks show their love?

They say, “Happy Valen-times Day!”

Be True!
Cute Valentine pun crab joke

What do crabs do on Valentine’s Day?

They shell-abrate their love!

What’s red and white and filled with Xs and Os?

A love-ly Valentine’s Day card!

Valentine chef joke for kids

What did the baker say to the chef?

“I love you beyond measure!”

My Hero!

Valentine Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Chalk who?

Chalk-olate is a great Valentine gift!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Harry who?

Harry up with my Valentine card, please!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


House who?

House that chocolate taste?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Annie who?

Annie idea when the school Valentine’s Day party will start?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Frank who?

Frank you so much for my Valentine’s Day gift!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Hope who?

Hope you like your Valentine present!

Funny puns and valentine kids jokes