Silly Valentines Day Jokes and Riddles
What did the Blob say to the Swamp Monster?
“Please be my valen-slime!”
What’s a lady bug’s favorite Valentine candy?
What do monkeys give out as Valentine treats?
Chocolate chimp cookies!
What did the little girl say to her teddy bear on Valentine’s Day?
“I love you bear-y much!”
What did the honeybee say to the flower?
“You are beeee-utiful!”
How many chocolates can you put in an empty box?
Only one, after that it’s not empty anymore!
Why did the gardener marry the farmer?
Because they were the perfect PEAR!
What did the volcano say to the hillside?
“I lava you!”
Why are pirates the best dancers at the Valentine’s Day Ball?
Because they arrrrrr!
What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?
“You’re totally my jam!”
What do you call two robins in love?
What did the nachos say to the bean dip?
“Where have you bean all of my life!”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To give the rooster a peck on the cheek!
Why did the Valentine chocolates have sprinkles on them?
They were sprinkled with love!
How do clocks show their love?
They say, “Happy Valen-times Day!”
What do crabs do on Valentine’s Day?
They shell-abrate their love!
What’s red and white and filled with Xs and Os?
A love-ly Valentine’s Day card!
What did the baker say to the chef?
“I love you beyond measure!”
Valentine Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Chalk-olate is a great Valentine gift!
Harry up with my Valentine card, please!
House that chocolate taste?
Annie idea when the school Valentine’s Day party will start?
Frank you so much for my Valentine’s Day gift!
Hope you like your Valentine present!