Cute Valentine’s Day Jokes

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The Best Jokes For Your Sweetheart on Valentine’s Day

Why did the chicken cross the road Valentine Joke funny

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To give the rooster a peck on the cheek!

Why did the rooster cross the road?

Because he forgot to buy a box of Valentine’s Day chocolates for the chicken!

Nuts about you cute Valentine joke

What did the almond farmer say to his wife on Valentine’s Day morning?

“I’m nuts about you!”

Be Mine!

How many love secrets can you tell Cupid when he is wearing earmuffs in a snow storm?

All of them, he can’t hear you!

Funny Valentine Strawberry Shortcake Joke

What did the strawberry say to the shortcake on Valentine’s Day?

“I love you berry much!”

What did Benjamin Franklin give his wife on Valentine’s Day?

One ten shock-olates!

Cute dog wedding joke for Valentine's Day

What does a minister say when two dogs get married?

“Drool-ly beloved, we are gathered here today!”

When wrapping a gift for your sweetheart be careful of getting your fingers caught in the Valen-twine!

Here’s even more Valentine’s Jokes!

What kind of flowers do you give a hungry vegan on Valentine’s Day?

Cauliflowers!

What kind of fruit do you give to love struck fruit bats on Valentine’s Day?

Pears!

Musician Valentine pun funny

Why are musicians so lovey-dovey on Valentine’s Day?

They give each other love notes!

Hugs And Kisses Y’All!

What did the carpenter say to his girlfriend when he proposed marriage?

“Wood you be mine?”

the best handmade card for Valentine's day joke

Where do you find the best puns for your homemade Valentine’s Day card?

The last place you look!

What did the blob say to the swamp monster?

“Please be my Valenslime!”

What is the name of Cupid’s favorite store?

Tar-get!

Funny Valentine's Day Chocolate Joke

Besides a full belly, what comes at the end of a box of chocolates?

The letter “S”!

Where is the best place to look for the perfect date?

Look to the side to find Mr. Right!

Funny Valentine Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Cello!

Cello who?

Cello there, Happy Valentine’s Day!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ima!

Ima who?

Ima looking forward to all of the chocolate you can buy me for Valentine’s Day!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Arthur!

Arthur who?

Arthur any Valentine cards in the mailbox for me?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Freddie!

Freddie who?

Freddie or not, it’s Valentine’s Day!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Waiter!

Waiter who?

Waiter minute while I finish writing my Valentine cards!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Pays!

Pays who?

Pays yourself, that’s a really big box of chocolates!

Funny puns and jokes for Valentine's Day