Happy Little Easter Puns, Jokes and Riddles
What does the Easter Bunny say when he hands you a chocolate egg?
“Hare you go!”
How does the Easter Bunny prepare for his big day?
He goes to the hare dresser!
What does the Easter Bunny do when he eats too much of his own candy?
Where do find all of the hidden Easter eggs?
Where the Easter Bunny hid them!
What does the Easter Bunny say when all of the eggs are found?
Why does the Easter Bunny give chocolate candy to children?
Because the candy won’t put itself in their Easter baskets!
What time of day does the Easter Bunny begin to deliver his eggs?
The crack of dawn!
How long should the Easter Bunny’s legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!
What kind of fairy tales does the Easter Bunny tell?
Only those with hoppy endings!
What does the Easter Bunny call the chicken telling tall tales?
When you’re asked how many jelly beans are in a jar, the correct answer is, “All of them!”
How does the Easter Bunny feel after he has made all of his deliveries?
How much candy can the Easter Bunny fit in a basket?
Only one piece, after that the basket isn’t empty anymore!
Where does the Easter Bunny like to purchase Easter candy?
At the hopping mall!
In the spring after Santa’s elves plant the Christmas bulbs in Santa’s garden they visit the Easter Bunny to help him plant rows of jelly beans!
What kind of Easter rabbit likes to go to the beach?
A sunny bunny!
What does the Easter Bunny have in common with a corn field?
They’re both all ears!
What do you call the Easter Bunny at a Halloween party?
Easter Knock Knock Jokes
Avenue hidden the Easter eggs for the hunt yet?
Snowman has ever seen the Easter Bunny and Santa together!
Jewel feel sick if you eat all of Easter candy in your basket at once!
Gladys time for the Easter Bunny, he knows I like chocolate!
Easter any malt balls in your basket?