Easter Jokes for Kids

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Happy Little Easter Puns, Jokes and Riddles

Easter chocolate candy pun

What does the Easter Bunny say when he hands you a chocolate egg?

“Hare you go!”

How does the Easter Bunny prepare for his big day?

He goes to the hare dresser!

Easter Bunny exercise joke

What does the Easter Bunny do when he eats too much of his own candy?

He egg-xercises!

Where do find all of the hidden Easter eggs?

Where the Easter Bunny hid them!

Easter Egg Hunt Joke

What does the Easter Bunny say when all of the eggs are found?

“Egg-cellent!”

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Why does the Easter Bunny give chocolate candy to children?

Because the candy won’t put itself in their Easter baskets!

Easter Bunny delivers eggs joke

What time of day does the Easter Bunny begin to deliver his eggs?

The crack of dawn!

How long should the Easter Bunny’s legs be?

Just long enough to reach the ground!

Easty Bunny fairy tale joke funny

What kind of fairy tales does the Easter Bunny tell?

Only those with hoppy endings!

What does the Easter Bunny call the chicken telling tall tales?

An eggs-aggerator!

When you’re asked how many jelly beans are in a jar, the correct answer is, “All of them!”

Easter Bunny Funny Pun

How does the Easter Bunny feel after he has made all of his deliveries?

Hoppy!

How much candy can the Easter Bunny fit in a basket?

Only one piece, after that the basket isn’t empty anymore!

Funny Easter Bunny shopping pun

Where does the Easter Bunny like to purchase Easter candy?

At the hopping mall!

In the spring after Santa’s elves plant the Christmas bulbs in Santa’s garden they visit the Easter Bunny to help him plant rows of jelly beans!

Easter beach joke funny pun

What kind of Easter rabbit likes to go to the beach?

A sunny bunny!

What does the Easter Bunny have in common with a corn field?

They’re both all ears!

What do you call the Easter Bunny at a Halloween party?

Lost!

Easter Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Avenue!

Avenue who?

Avenue hidden the Easter eggs for the hunt yet?

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Snowman!

Snowman who?

Snowman has ever seen the Easter Bunny and Santa together!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Jewel!

Jewel who?

Jewel feel sick if you eat all of Easter candy in your basket at once!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Abby!

Abby who?

Abby Easter!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Gladys!

Gladys who?

Gladys time for the Easter Bunny, he knows I like chocolate!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Easter!

Easter who?

Easter any malt balls in your basket?

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