Elf Jokes

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With the kids jingle belling, and everyone telling you be of good cheer, it’s the most wonderful time of the year!Pola and Wyle

Sweet Elf Puns, Jokes and Riddles

Hilarious elf joke

How are Santa’s elves different than Christmas presents?

An elf can wrap a present, but a present can’t wrap an elf!

How many Christmas presents can the elves fit in Santa’s empty sleigh?

Only one present, after that it isn’t empty anymore!

What’s small, has pointy ears and carries a trunk?

An elfant!

Elf Christmas party joke funny

When Santa has little get-togethers, who does he invite?

All of the elves!

How do elves pay for their lunch at the cafeteria?

They use jingle bills!

What sweet treat do the elves sneak to reindeer?

Peanut butter and Jolly sandwiches!

Why don’t elves call an electrician when the Christmas lights go out?

They’re elf-sufficient!

Elf road crossing joke

What did the elf do after she crossed the road?

She helped Santa wrap presents!

What’s a school elf’s favorite song?

The elf-abet song!

Why don’t Santa’s helpers ever end up in the emergency room?

They have their own elf-care!

Elf Christmas celebration funny joke

How do the elves celebrate December 26?

With a relaxing cup of hot chocolate and short-bread cookies!

Where do the elves keep their tools?

In the workshop claus-et!

What can you feed an elf who is sick in bed?

Mistle-toast!

How does Santa pay his elves?

With jingle bills!

Elves wrapping Christmas presents joke funny

Where do elves find Christmas wrapping paper and red ribbon?

Where they left them!

Why did the elf set up an air mattress in the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log!

What movie do elves like to watch at Christmas-time?

Merry Poppins!

What do you call an elf who retires to the Bahamas?

Not cold any more!

Cute-elf-joke

What do you call an elf who trades successfully in the stock market?

Welfy!

How many secrets can you tell an elf wearing earmuffs?

All of them, she can’t hear you!

Believe in the magic of Christmas!

Funny Elf Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Canoe!

Canoe who?

Canoe help me put on my elf booties? I don’t think they fit!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Wool!

Wool who?

Wool you help me finish these toys? Santa is almost ready to go!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Kiwi!

Kiwi who?

Kiwi go with Santa to the beach on December 26 this year?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Yule!

Yule who?

Yule be grinning when you taste my new Christmas cookie recipe!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Dewey!

Dewey who?

Dewey have room for any more presents in Santa’s sleigh?

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