Sweet Elf Puns, Jokes and Riddles
How are Santa’s elves different than Christmas presents?
An elf can wrap a present, but a present can’t wrap an elf!
How many Christmas presents can the elves fit in Santa’s empty sleigh?
Only one present, after that it isn’t empty anymore!
What’s small, has pointy ears and carries a trunk?
When Santa has little get-togethers, who does he invite?
All of the elves!
How do elves pay for their lunch at the cafeteria?
They use jingle bills!
What sweet treat do the elves sneak to reindeer?
Peanut butter and Jolly sandwiches!
Why don’t elves call an electrician when the Christmas lights go out?
What did the elf do after she crossed the road?
She helped Santa wrap presents!
What’s a school elf’s favorite song?
The elf-abet song!
Why don’t Santa’s helpers ever end up in the emergency room?
They have their own elf-care!
How do the elves celebrate December 26?
With a relaxing cup of hot chocolate and short-bread cookies!
Where do the elves keep their tools?
In the workshop claus-et!
What can you feed an elf who is sick in bed?
How does Santa pay his elves?
With jingle bills!
Where do elves find Christmas wrapping paper and red ribbon?
Where they left them!
Why did the elf set up an air mattress in the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log!
What movie do elves like to watch at Christmas-time?
What do you call an elf who retires to the Bahamas?
Not cold any more!
What do you call an elf who trades successfully in the stock market?
How many secrets can you tell an elf wearing earmuffs?
All of them, she can’t hear you!
Funny Elf Knock Knock Jokes
Canoe help me put on my elf booties? I don’t think they fit!
Wool you help me finish these toys? Santa is almost ready to go!
Kiwi go with Santa to the beach on December 26 this year?
Yule be grinning when you taste my new Christmas cookie recipe!
Dewey have room for any more presents in Santa’s sleigh?