Sparkly Unicorn and Fairy Puns and Jokes
Why did the unicorn run across the road?
It was past time for horse-tory class!
Where do garden fairies send their pet bees in the winter?
To the bee-ch!
What did the glamicorn wish for?
During story time in the magical forest, what type of tales are frowned upon?
How does a garden fairy greet the flowers in her garden?
“What’s up, bud?”
How did the garden fairy greet the grass?
“How’s it growin’?”
What did the garden fairy say to the firefly?
“How’s it glowin’?”
What style did the unicorn ask for at the magic hair dresser’s shop?
A pixie cut!
What follows a unicorn wherever she goes?
Her sparkly tail!
What does a unicorn do in the morning during the forest traffic rush?
He blows his horn!
What were the unicorn and the magical fairy doing on their hike?
They were just wand-ering around!
During the sweltering summer heat, what treat did the seashore fairy bring to her unicorn friend?
Who did the fairy share her glitter cupcakes with?
Her neigh-bor, the unicorn!
Why isn’t a unicorn’s horn 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What did the unicorn wish her magical friends on December twenty-fifth?
What art supply do fairies give to artists?
Why are unicorns and fairies friends?
Because they neigh-ver let an argument get between them!
Why did the glitter cross the road?
It was stuck to the unicorn’s hoof!
Unicorn and Fairy Knock Knock Jokes
Bud what if the unicorn follows me home?
Hair is the fairy house I was telling you about!
Stopwatch you’re doing and come look for unicorns with me!
Cher would like to meet the fairy that helps me take care of my garden!
Kenya keep a secret? I saw a fairy in your garden this morning!
Handsome rainbow sprinkle cupcakes over here, my unicorn is hungry!