15 + Fairy and Unicorn Jokes

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Sparkly Unicorn and Fairy Puns and Jokes

funny unicorn school pun

Why did the unicorn run across the road?

It was past time for horse-tory class!

Where do garden fairies send their pet bees in the winter?

To the bee-ch!

best glamicorn wish joke

What did the glamicorn wish for?

More glitter!

During story time in the magical forest, what type of tales are frowned upon?

Uni-corny ones!

funniest fairy garden joke

How does a garden fairy greet the flowers in her garden?

“What’s up, bud?”

How did the garden fairy greet the grass?

“How’s it growin’?”

garden fairy and firefly pun

What did the garden fairy say to the firefly?

“How’s it glowin’?”

What style did the unicorn ask for at the magic hair dresser’s shop?

A pixie cut!

funny unicorn tail joke

What follows a unicorn wherever she goes?

Her sparkly tail!

What does a unicorn do in the morning during the forest traffic rush?

He blows his horn!

magical fairy wand and unicorn pun

What were the unicorn and the magical fairy doing on their hike?

They were just wand-ering around!

During the sweltering summer heat, what treat did the seashore fairy bring to her unicorn friend?

A uni-cone!

cupcake fairy pun

Who did the fairy share her glitter cupcakes with?

Her neigh-bor, the unicorn!

Why isn’t a unicorn’s horn 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!

funny christmas fairy joke

What did the unicorn wish her magical friends on December twenty-fifth?

“Fairy Christmas!”

What art supply do fairies give to artists?

Magic markers!

unicorn friend joke

Why are unicorns and fairies friends?

Because they neigh-ver let an argument get between them!

Why did the glitter cross the road?

It was stuck to the unicorn’s hoof!

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Unicorn and Fairy Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Bud!

Bud who?

Bud what if the unicorn follows me home?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Hair!

Hair who?

Hair is the fairy brush I was telling you about!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Stopwatch!

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch you’re doing and come look for unicorns with me!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Cher!

Cher who?

Cher would like to meet the fairy that helps me take care of my garden!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Kenya!

Kenya who?

Kenya keep a secret? I saw a fairy in your garden this morning!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Handsome!

Handsome who?

Handsome rainbow sprinkle cupcakes over here, my unicorn is hungry!

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