Fall Jokes

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Welcome back to the ‘ber months!

Funny Fall Jokes, Puns and Riddles Perfect for All Things Autumn

Sunflower cross the road fall joke

Why did the sunflower cross the road?

The sun was on the other side!

What did the farmer wear to celebrate his successful corn crop?

A har-vest!

Why did the rabbit go downtown?

To do his back to school clothes hopping!

Why was the students backpack ripping at the seams?

Because his teacher told him to take a seat!

How do pumpkins visit their family and friends in other pumpkin patches?

They travel by autumn-mobiles!

Who ensures every li’l pumpkin’s safety at the cross walk?

The crossing gourd!

Silly fall joke geese fly south

Why do geese fly south for the winter?

Because it is too far to walk!

After Humpty Dumpty’s exciting summer he had no reason to dread fall.

What insect loves books and lives in apples?

A bookworm!

When you’re snacking at the apple orchard, what’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm!

What has ears but can’t hear a thing?

A cornfield!

Fall joke about autumn wedding

Why is it so popular to have an autumn wedding?

Because it’s so easy to fall for one another!

What kind of weather is cold with a chance of fuzzy?

Sweater weather!

What is the sweet unicorn’s favorite season?

Awwwtumn!

Maple tree humorous fall joke

What do maple trees have that other trees don’t?

Maple leaves!

Why do shades like to take hot air balloon foliage tours?

It raises their spirits!

Who can jump higher, scarecrows or pumpkins?

Neither of them can jump!

Why was the leaf sad about the first frost? He was in disbe-leaf!

Why was the leaf sad about the first frost?

He was in disbe-leaf!

What do forest fairies hand out?

Leaflets!

If money really did grow on trees, everyone would look forward to fall!

What’s yellow, orange and red and doesn’t get hurt when it falls?

Autumn leaves!

What did the scarecrow say when he saw the crow?

Nothing, scarecrows can’t talk!

How does a unicorn display her fall harvest?

In a horn-ucopia!

Why wouldn’t the horse leave the barn to pull the hay-ride wagon?

He was stalling!

What do frogs serve at their harvest parties?

Mugs of hot spider!

What did the mummy tell her baby mummy when he ate his pumpkin pie to fast?

Please don’t goblin your food!

How long should Dracula’s legs be?

Just long enough to reach the ground!

How much Halloween candy should a 300 pound monster eat?

As much as he wants!

Silly fall turkey joke

What do turkeys have that other birds don’t?

Turkey feathers!

Where do you find cranberries to make a Thanksgiving side dish?

Wherever you left them!

Which vegetable was missing at the first Thanksgiving?

Beets me!

Awww shucks it’s fall! Isn’t it gourdeous?

Fall Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad there’s no school this weekend so we can go to the pumpkin patch?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Waldo.

Waldo who?

Waldo we do with all the apples we picked?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe pass me a mug of that hot apple cider? It smells delicious!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Willie.

Willie who?

Willie carve a funny or scary face in his pumpkin?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you going to wear for Halloween?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Wool.

Wool who?

Wool you go trick or treating with me tonight?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Wart.

Wart who?

Wart is your favorite Halloween candy?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Philip.

Philip who?

Philip my plate with Thanksgiving dinner, please!

Fall Tongue Twisters

Sweet cider sipping while singing silly songs!

Scratchy sweater weather swiftly sends us shivering!