15 + Firefly Jokes

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The Best Firefly Jokes for Kids

cute friends pun for kids

What kind of meal did the firefly share with her friend?

A light snack!

funny lightning bug summer pun

Why are fireflies so active?

Because they are always glowing about their business!

summertime go cart firefly pun

What do lightning bugs drive?

Glow carts!

math calculation joke for back to school

What do little fireflies study in math class?

How to calculate the speed of light!

hide and go seek joke for kids

What game does Bigfoot love to play with his forest friends?

Hide and glow seek!

humorous racing joke for kids

How do fireflies announce the start of a race?

They shout, “Ready, Set, Glow!”

humorous glowing bride pun

What is the best thing to say to a firefly in her bridal gown?

“You are glowing!”

What kind of dances do fireflies like to go to?

Any event with a strobe light!

cute recycling pun

How do fireflies recycle?

They glow green!

What is a young firefly’s favorite playground game?

Red Light, Green Light!

summer carnival fair joke for kids

What is a firefly’s favorite carnival ride?

The merry-glow-round!

Why did the firefly only work out in one area at the gym?

He preferred the light weights!

funny firefly pun

What does a momma lightning bug say to her kids at bedtime?

“Time to glow to sleep!”

What do you call a firefly couple on a date?

They are glowing out together!

funny summer drive through window pun

What do fireflies order at the drive thru window?

A shake and fries to glow!

fun summertime lightning bug jokes and puns

Firefly Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Wendy!

Wendy who?

Wendy sun sets, we can go look for fireflies!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Les!

Les who?

Les go count fireflies!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Zany!

Zany who?

Zany body want to go outside and look for lightning bugs?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Luke!

Luke who?

Luke at all of the fireflies out tonight!

best firefly puns and jokes for kids