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Funny Puns, Jokes and Riddles About Food
What kind of jam likes to stay up to date on the latest news?
What dance did the pretzel get first place in at the dance contest?
Why didn’t the grape cross the road?
It got eaten by the chicken!
What looks like half an orange?
The other half!
How many eggs can you fit in an empty basket?
Only one, after that it’s not empty anymore!
What always comes at the end of a big family dinner?
The letter “R”!
What will you never hear a bunch of grapes say?
“I’m so lonely!!
What is a baker’s favorite thing to wear when he is in the kitchen?
What beverage do they serve at the frog jumping contest?
Did you hear that one about the tomato that couldn’t stop telling food jokes?
It was on a roll!
What did the condiments say to the hotdog?
“Ketchup with you soon!”
Why did the group of mixed berries get together with their musical instruments?
For an impromptu jam session!
Where do appetizers go to watch the boxing match?
The onion ring!
What type of dessert do birds like the most?
Anything with chocolate chirps in it!
Where can you find the best ingredients for a spring salad?
Where ever you left them!
What did the baker say when the chef made him a cup of coffee?
“Thanks a latte!”
What dish do crocodiles bring to the block party?
Something in a croc-pot!
In the fruit judging contest, who got the blue ribbon for “Best Parent”?
Why was the jelly so stressed out by the time it met the peanut butter?
Because it was spread too thin!
Can a toddler jump higher than a tower of milkshakes?
Of course, milkshakes can’t jump!
How are cheddar cheese and a potato alike?
They’re both dairy, except for the potato!
When is it ok to have a fly in your soup?
When you’re a frog!
Food Knock Knock Jokes
Rice to meet you! Don’t you love the atmosphere of this place?
Iva lot of vegetables to harvest from my garden!
Turnip the volume, let’s salsa dance!
Canoe please pass the salt?
Bean a while since we ate, what’s for dinner?