Hilarious Food Jokes

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Funny Puns, Jokes and Riddles About Food

Funny berry jam joke

What kind of jam likes to stay up to date on the latest news?

Currant jam!

What dance did the pretzel get first place in at the dance contest?

The twist!

Cross the road grape joke

Why didn’t the grape cross the road?

It got eaten by the chicken!

What looks like half an orange?

The other half!

Hilarious egg joke

How many eggs can you fit in an empty basket?

Only one, after that it’s not empty anymore!

What always comes at the end of a big family dinner?

The letter “R”!

Grape joke funny

What will you never hear a bunch of grapes say?

“I’m so lonely!!

What is a baker’s favorite thing to wear when he is in the kitchen?

His loafers!

What beverage do they serve at the frog jumping contest?

Croak-a-cola!

Best tomato pun

Did you hear that one about the tomato that couldn’t stop telling food jokes?

It was on a roll!

What did the condiments say to the hotdog?

“Ketchup with you soon!”

Funny food pun

Why did the group of mixed berries get together with their musical instruments?

For an impromptu jam session!

Where do appetizers go to watch the boxing match?

The onion ring!

Funny chocolate chip food joke

What type of dessert do birds like the most?

Anything with chocolate chirps in it!

Where can you find the best ingredients for a spring salad?

Where ever you left them!

Funniest coffee pun

What did the baker say when the chef made him a cup of coffee?

“Thanks a latte!”

What dish do crocodiles bring to the block party?

Something in a croc-pot!

Funny food pun

In the fruit judging contest, who got the blue ribbon for “Best Parent”?

The Papa-ya!

Peanut butter and jelly funny joke

Why was the jelly so stressed out by the time it met the peanut butter?

Because it was spread too thin!

Can a toddler jump higher than a tower of milkshakes?

Of course, milkshakes can’t jump!

Funniest cheddar potato joke

How are cheddar cheese and a potato alike?

They’re both dairy, except for the potato!

When is it ok to have a fly in your soup?

When you’re a frog!

Food Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Rice!

Rice who?

Rice to meet you! Don’t you love the atmosphere of this place?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Iva!

Iva who?

Iva lot of vegetables to harvest from my garden!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Turnip!

Turnip who?

Turnip the volume, let’s salsa dance!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Canoe!

Canoe who?

Canoe please pass the salt?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Bean!

Bean who?

Bean a while since we ate, what’s for dinner?

Funny food jokes, pun and riddles