Fun Autumn Jokes

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Funny Jokes, Puns and Riddles for Fall

Fall is the most gourd-eous season!
Funny fall season joke

Why do you see so many leaves on the ground in autumn?

Because it’s the fall season!

What do you see in fall, but you don’t in winter, spring or summer?

The word all!

How can an elephant help with the fall harvest?

He can find the squash!

Cute Autumn joke

Why did the woolly bear cross the sidewalk?

Because it was going to take too long to cross the road!

Why did the woolly bear cross the road?

Because someone dared it!

Why did the woolly bear curl up into a ball?

Because it was tired!

August is fine,
September’s keen,
But wake me up
When it’s Halloween!Rusty Fischer
Funny pumpkin Halloween jokes

Why did the pumpkin roll across the road?

Because it didn’t have any feet to walk!

What mythical creature visits gardens at harvest time?

Sas-squash!

Funny Jack-O-Lantern joke

Where was the Jack-O-Lantern when his candle went out?

In the dark!

It’s the most spooktacular time of the year!
Silly monster bagel joke

What do monsters like to put on their bagel?

Scream cheese!

Next to night school, what is a ghost’s favorite place to learn?

High s-ghoul!

What did Dracula say when they delivered his new coffin?

“Fangs a lot!”

Mummy Halloween joke

If a mummy dresses up for Halloween, what will they wear?

Cos-tombs!

Gobble ’til you wobble!
Funniest pumpkin pie joke

What is the difference between pumpkin pie and a dry crunchy leaf?

They’re both delicious except the leaf!

What’s a turkey’s favorite day to celebrate?

Any day but Thanksgiving!

What side dish does an elephant like to bring to Thanksgiving dinner?

Squash!

Thanksgiving turkey joke

What part of the turkey isn’t right?

The left-overs!

Funny Autumn Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Iva!

Iva who?

Iva bunch of leaves to rake up this weekend!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Olive!

Olive who?

Olive looking at the autumn foliage!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cold!

Cold who?

Cold you help me get my wool sweaters out of storage?

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Wool!

Wool who?

Wool you help me knit a sweater? It’s getting cold outside!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ben!

Ben who?

Ben out trick or treating – look at all of the candy I got!

Silly fall puns and jokes