Funny Jokes, Puns and Riddles for Fall
Why do you see so many leaves on the ground in autumn?
Because it’s the fall season!
What do you see in fall, but you don’t in winter, spring or summer?
The word all!
How can an elephant help with the fall harvest?
He can find the squash!
Why did the woolly bear cross the sidewalk?
Because it was going to take too long to cross the road!
Why did the woolly bear cross the road?
Because someone dared it!
Why did the woolly bear curl up into a ball?
Because it was tired!
But wake me up
When it’s Halloween!Rusty Fischer
Why did the pumpkin roll across the road?
Because it didn’t have any feet to walk!
What mythical creature visits gardens at harvest time?
Where was the Jack-O-Lantern when his candle went out?
In the dark!
What do monsters like to put on their bagel?
Next to night school, what is a ghost’s favorite place to learn?
What did Dracula say when they delivered his new coffin?
“Fangs a lot!”
If a mummy dresses up for Halloween, what will they wear?
What is the difference between pumpkin pie and a dry crunchy leaf?
They’re both delicious except the leaf!
What’s a turkey’s favorite day to celebrate?
Any day but Thanksgiving!
What side dish does an elephant like to bring to Thanksgiving dinner?
What part of the turkey isn’t right?
Funny Autumn Knock Knock Jokes
Iva bunch of leaves to rake up this weekend!
Olive looking at the autumn foliage!
Cold you help me get my wool sweaters out of storage?
Wool you help me knit a sweater? It’s getting cold outside!
Ben out trick or treating – look at all of the candy I got!