Cute Jokes to Put a Smile on Every Horse Lovers Face
What did the Appaloosa say after he ate his grain?
“That hit the spot!”
Why don’t Shetland ponies like to sing in the chorus?
Because they’re a little horse!
Guess what happened when I told the trail horse a joke!
She laughed herself hoarse!
What does a cowboy do with a green horse?
He puts it in the sun until it ripens up!
Did you meet the new Arabian mare down the road?
No I haven’t met her-bivore, but I hear she’s quite neeiigh-borly!
What does it mean when a farrier has three horse shoes?
He hasn’t finished his job yet!
What is the Morgan’s favorite hair style?
Why did the Standardbred have an affinity with his new owner, the baker?
He was a thorough-bread type of guy!
Why was the palomino satisfied with his test scores?
Because he got an hay-plus!
What happens when a draft horse forgets its umbrella?
It gets wet!
How is a horse like a camel?
They’re both fun to ride, except the camel!
What did the Clydesdale say when he got woken up from his nap?
Why wouldn’t the Quarter Horse cross the river after the family picnic?
He knew you shouldn’t swim on a foal stomach!
What has a mane, fetlocks and flies?
A horse during the summertime!
What do you call it when you have a bad dream about your horse?
Why did the Paso Fino cross the road?
Because someone yelled, “Hay!” on the other side!
During the summer heat wave, what sweet treat did the unicorn bring her friend the horse?
What do you call a horse without a horn?
Knock Knock Horse Jokes
Alpaca bag and go to the horse ranch for spring vacation!
Gladys time to go for a trail ride, I’m feeling penned up!
Kim we go for a horseback ride now?
Herd you were home, it’s great to see you again!
Dewey have enough tack for everyone to go on a trail ride?
Philip the water buckets and give each horse a scoop of grain, please!