Funniest Horse Jokes

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Cute Jokes to Put a Smile on Every Horse Lovers Face

horse eating grain pun

What did the Appaloosa say after he ate his grain?

“That hit the spot!”

Why don’t Shetland ponies like to sing in the chorus?

Because they’re a little horse!

Trail horse joke

Guess what happened when I told the trail horse a joke!

She laughed herself hoarse!

What does a cowboy do with a green horse?

He puts it in the sun until it ripens up!

Arabian horse pun

Did you meet the new Arabian mare down the road?

No I haven’t met her-bivore, but I hear she’s quite neeiigh-borly!

What does it mean when a farrier has three horse shoes?

He hasn’t finished his job yet!

Horse joke for kids

What is the Morgan’s favorite hair style?

A pony-tail!

Why did the Standardbred have an affinity with his new owner, the baker?

He was a thorough-bread type of guy!

Pony school joke for kids

Why was the palomino satisfied with his test scores?

Because he got an hay-plus!

What happens when a draft horse forgets its umbrella?

It gets wet!

camel ride vs horse ride joke

How is a horse like a camel?

They’re both fun to ride, except the camel!

What did the Clydesdale say when he got woken up from his nap?


Horse Summer picnic pun for kids

Why wouldn’t the Quarter Horse cross the river after the family picnic?

He knew you shouldn’t swim on a foal stomach!

What has a mane, fetlocks and flies?

A horse during the summertime!

horse nightmare pun

What do you call it when you have a bad dream about your horse?

A bite-mare!

Why did the Paso Fino cross the road?

Because someone yelled, “Hay!” on the other side!

magic summer horse joke

During the summer heat wave, what sweet treat did the unicorn bring her friend the horse?

A uni-cone!

What do you call a horse without a horn?


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Knock Knock Horse Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Alpaca who?

Alpaca bag and go to the horse ranch for spring vacation!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Gladys who?

Gladys time to go for a trail ride, I’m feeling penned up!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Kim who?

Kim we go for a horseback ride now?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Herd who?

Herd you were home, it’s great to see you again!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Dewey who?

Dewey have enough tack for everyone to go on a trail ride?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Philip who?

Philip the water buckets and give each horse a scoop of grain, please!

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