Cute Animal Puns, Jokes and Riddles
Who told the press that trees DO make a sound in the woods when they fall?
It was anony-moose!
What do you call a rabbit who likes playing hide-n-seek?
A dust bunny!
What do pigs use to write out their grocery lists?
What did the mare say when her colt missed curfew?
“Hay, it’s pasture bedtime!”
Why couldn’t the sheep surprise their dog?
Because he’s herd it all before!
Why don’t fish ever try out for sports teams?
They aren’t fans of nets!
What happens when a frog jumps in the pond?
He makes a splash!
Why don’t mallards ever hit their heads on the pond’s decorative bridge?
They know how to duck!
Why did the otter cross the playground?
To get to his friends on the otter slide!
What’s a tiger’s favorite vegetable?
Why are gorilla’s nostrils so big?
Because their fingers are so big!
What did the reflective dolphin ask?
What’s the porpoise of life?
What’s teeny tiny and hides behind a mouse?
Why was the toad stressed out?
He was a worrywart!
Why did the owl stop hunting and fly away?
Because it was spotted!
Why didn’t the early bird get the worm?
Because he had his head in the clouds!
What do you call cows that like to tell jokes?
Why did the chicken run when it saw a dark cloud?
To escape the fowl weather!
Knock Knock Animal Jokes for Kids
Ida really like a puppy!
Gnu don’t know me!
Gopher some milk, please. We’re all out!
Waddle the duck, here for my cracker!
Nadia head if you like to snuggle with your pet!
Benny thing happening with that egg you’re trying to hatch?