Funny Animal Jokes for Kids

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Cute Animal Puns, Jokes and Riddles

tree fall in the woods joke

Who told the press that trees DO make a sound in the woods when they fall?

It was anony-moose!

What do you call a rabbit who likes playing hide-n-seek?

A dust bunny!

summer pig joke

What do pigs use to write out their grocery lists?

Pig-pens!

What did the mare say when her colt missed curfew?

“Hay, it’s pasture bedtime!”

animal humor

Why couldn’t the sheep surprise their dog?

Because he’s herd it all before!

Why don’t fish ever try out for sports teams?

They aren’t fans of nets!

frog pond joke for kids funny

What happens when a frog jumps in the pond?

He makes a splash!

mallard duck pun

Why don’t mallards ever hit their heads on the pond’s decorative bridge?

They know how to duck!

otter slide animal pun

Why did the otter cross the playground?

To get to his friends on the otter slide!

What’s a tiger’s favorite vegetable?

Purr-snips!

gorilla picking nose joke funny

Why are gorilla’s nostrils so big?

Because their fingers are so big!

What did the reflective dolphin ask?

What’s the porpoise of life?

adorable mouse and her shadow joke

What’s teeny tiny and hides behind a mouse?

Her shadow!

Why was the toad stressed out?

He was a worrywart!

cute owl pun for kids

Why did the owl stop hunting and fly away?

Because it was spotted!

Why didn’t the early bird get the worm?

Because he had his head in the clouds!

funny cow joke for kids and farmers

What do you call cows that like to tell jokes?

Laughing stock!

funny chicken joke

Why did the chicken run when it saw a dark cloud?

To escape the fowl weather!

Lots of animal jokes for kids at TheJokeSite.com

Knock Knock Animal Jokes for Kids

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ida!

Ida who?

Ida really like a puppy!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Gnu!

Gnu who?

Gnu don’t know me!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Gopher!

Gopher who?

Gopher some milk, please. We’re all out!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Waddle!

Waddle who?

Waddle the duck, here for my cracker!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Nadia!

Nadia who?

Nadia head if you like to snuggle with your pet!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Benny!

Benny who?

Benny thing happening with that egg you’re trying to hatch?

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