20 + Funny Beach Jokes

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Laugh All Day at the Beach

funny beach house joke

Why did the sand cross the road?

It heard someone just swept their beach house clean!

Where did the ewe dream of going on vacation!

The Baaaaaahamas!

coconut palm summer joke

What did the coconut palms do when they first met?

They in-tree-duced themselves!

When is a river not a river?

When it passes the beach and turns into the ocean!

summer ice cream and popsicle joke

What slogan does the boardwalk ice cream shop use?

Nothing is Im-Pop-Sicle!

What’s round, spikes and wears sunglasses?

A beach volleyball between matches!

summertime breakfast pun for kids

What does a beach lover eat for breakfast?

Paradise krispies!

What did the umbrella say to the beach blanket?

I’ve got you covered!

What do you call a tourist shop on the beach?

A sand trap!

summer beach fun humor

What did the shovel say to its partner at the beach?

“Are you ok? You look pail!”

What’s a vampire’s least favorite beach apparel?

A high-neck swimsuit!

How does the caretaker keep his beach tidy?

With a beach comb-er!

What is the most popular insect on the sand?

A beach buggy!

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Ocean Wave Jokes and Riddles

Funny summer travel pun

What do you get when you throw a lot of suitcases into the ocean?

A traveling wave!

What do you get when you throw a stack of mystery books into the ocean?

A crime wave!

beach music joke

What do you get when you throw a bunch of old boom boxes into the ocean?

A sound wave!

What do you get when you throw a few villains into the ocean?

A rogue wave!

What do you get when you throw lit firecrackers into the ocean?

A blast wave!

funny ocean wave pun

What do you get when you throw an oven into the ocean?

A heat wave!

What do you get when you throw a down pillow in the ocean?

A light wave!

summertime beach pun

What do you get when you throw a stack of property deeds into the ocean?

A title wave!

What do you get when you throw experimental equipment into the ocean?

A new wave!

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