16 Funny Camping Jokes, Puns and Quotes

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Hilarious Campfire Jokes for the Entire Family

day camp pun

What kind of camp does the sun go to?

Day camp!

How can you tell electricians like to camp?

They get all amped up!

Camping is the answer …

Who cares what the question is!

Why did the bear cross the road?

To get to the campsites on the other side?

Why is it so difficult to get camouflage camp shirts?

They are hard to find in stores!

camping stunts funny quote

I do all my own camping stunts!

beach view camping joke

Where do ocean biologists like to camp?

The beach, for the best sea-nic view!

funny zebra scanned by cashier joke

Why did the zebra have trouble purchasing a tent at the outdoor gear store?

The cashier kept trying to scan him!

funny camping quote

It’s not hoarding if it’s camping equipment!

When is a canoe not a canoe?

When it turns into the dock!

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Camping Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Justin!

Justin who?

Justin time to hit the hiking trail!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Gorilla!

Gorilla who?

Gorilla some marshmallows so we can make s’mores!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

August!

August who?

August of wind blew my tent over!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Zany!

Zany who?

Zany body want this extra crisp hot dog?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Cold!

Cold who?

Cold you pass the hot chocolate please, it’s cold out here under the stars!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Wood ant!

Wood ant who?

Wood ant it be lovely to go camping this weekend!

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