Funny Chicken Jokes

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The Best Chicken Jokes for the Whole Family

Cinderella chicken joke for kids

What time does Cinder-chicken have to leave the ball?

When the cluck strikes midnight!

Because chickens aren’t allowed on planes, how do they fly?

They wing it!

Chicken jokes for kids

Why don’t you ever see a chicken with a brush?

They already have a comb!

What do you call a chicken with a dictionary in her coveralls pocket?

A smarty pants!

funny chicken manners joke

What did the chicken say after she burped?

“Please eggs-cuse me!”

Why was the chicken sad at the barn yard race finish line?

Because an egg beat-er!

chicken scientist joke

Why do chickens make good chemists?

They’re great with beakers!

How long can you expect a pullet to party until she is ready to settle down?

Around the cluck!

Funny Chickens can't fly joke

Why was the chicken confused about her inability to fly?

Because she thought she was as light as a feather!

Why did the rooster look unhappy?

He was in a fowl mood!

Chicken math lesson funny joke

What did the little chicks do after their math lesson?

They took an eggs-am!

What time do chickens get up in the morning?

Six o-cluck!

egg cracking joke

Why doesn’t the mother hen allow jokes in her coop?

Her eggs will crack up!

Why did the chicken have so much trouble getting on the baseball team?

Because she was always hitting fowl balls!

fowl weather chicken joke

Why does a chicken watch the weather forecast?

To prepare for fowl weather!

What time do chickens least like to lay eggs?

At the CRACK of dawn!

Relaxing chicken pun funny

Why did the chicken pause in her busy schedule?

She needed a moment to rest and eggs-hale!

Chicken fathers day joke for kids

What holiday do baby chicks celebrate with roosters?

Feathers Day!

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Chicken Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Eggs!

Eggs who?

Eggs-plain why there’s a chicken at my front door, please!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Snow!

Snow who?

Snow use asking the chicken why it’s at the front door!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Dishes!

Dishes who?

“Dishes the chicken, please open your front door!”

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Stella!

Stella who?

Stella chicken at the front door!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Eno!

Eno who?

Eno-ugh of these chicken at the front door jokes!

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