The Best Chicken Jokes for the Whole Family
What time does Cinder-chicken have to leave the ball?
When the cluck strikes midnight!
Because chickens aren’t allowed on planes, how do they fly?
They wing it!
Why don’t you ever see a chicken with a brush?
They already have a comb!
What do you call a chicken with a dictionary in her coveralls pocket?
A smarty pants!
What did the chicken say after she burped?
“Please eggs-cuse me!”
Why was the chicken sad at the barn yard race finish line?
Because an egg beat-er!
Why do chickens make good chemists?
They’re great with beakers!
How long can you expect a pullet to party until she is ready to settle down?
Around the cluck!
Why was the chicken confused about her inability to fly?
Because she thought she was as light as a feather!
Why did the rooster look unhappy?
He was in a fowl mood!
What did the little chicks do after their math lesson?
They took an eggs-am!
What time do chickens get up in the morning?
Why doesn’t the mother hen allow jokes in her coop?
Her eggs will crack up!
Why did the chicken have so much trouble getting on the baseball team?
Because she was always hitting fowl balls!
Why does a chicken watch the weather forecast?
To prepare for fowl weather!
What time do chickens least like to lay eggs?
At the CRACK of dawn!
Why did the chicken pause in her busy schedule?
She needed a moment to rest and eggs-hale!
What holiday do baby chicks celebrate with roosters?
Chicken Knock Knock Jokes
Eggs-plain why there’s a chicken at my front door, please!
Snow use asking the chicken why it’s at the front door!
“Dishes the chicken, please open your front door!”
Stella chicken at the front door!
Eno-ugh of these chicken at the front door jokes!