Funny Construction Jokes

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Construction Jokes for the Whole Family

construction building joke

I’m ready to tell a construction joke, but I have to do a little build-up first!

Where can you always find construction on a rainy day?

In the dictionary!

plumber humor for kids

What did the plumber ask the electrician?

“Wire you doing that?”

What are the two words that a construction worker doesn’t like hearing?

“Watch out!”

construction work digging a hole pun

What’s a whole digger’s favorite saying?

“Let’s get to the bottom of it!”

funny carpenter joke for kids

Why did the carpenter cross the road?

To fix the house on the other side!

Why did the apprentice climb the ladder?

To reach journeyman status!

Why did the journeyman keep climbing the ladder?

To reach master craftsman status!

construction joke for kids

What kind of construction jobs do dogs get promoted to?

The ruff stuff!

What happened when the tunnel workers flashlight went out?

He was delighted!

Roofing humor joke

Why did the roofer bring his hammer when he went camping?

He wanted to hit the trails!

Why did the carpenter put on his dancing shoes?

He was going to a square dance!

Carpenter pun funny for Valentines Day

What did the carpenter say to his wife?

“I love you beyond measure!”

Where do electricians find their favorite flowers?

At a power plant!

carpenter hand washing joke

How do carpenters get rid of germs?

They use hand sand-itizer!

What kind of animal gets hired for construction work?

A boa-constructor!

hammer and nail construction tools joke

Why are hammers such a great construction tool?

Whatever the job, they prove themselves hard as nails!

Where did the construction worker take his family for vacation?

They went site-seeing!

Lots of funny construction jokes at TheJokeSite.com

Construction Knock Knock Jokes for Kids!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Dose!

Dose who?

Dose are my tools over there!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Norway!

Norway who?

Norway to get the roof built before the rain starts!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Hair!

Hair who?

Hair are the nails you ordered!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Wade!

Wade who?

Wade a minute, the bulldozer’s coming through!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Oldest!

Oldest who?

Oldest jackhammering is making my ears ring!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Woody!

Woody who?

Woody hurry up and finish hammering, I can’t hear myself think!

Lots of funny construction puns at TheJokeSite.com
Carpenter cross the road to fix house joke