Construction Jokes for the Whole Family
I’m ready to tell a construction joke, but I have to do a little build-up first!
Where can you always find construction on a rainy day?
In the dictionary!
What did the plumber ask the electrician?
“Wire you doing that?”
What are the two words that a construction worker doesn’t like hearing?
What’s a whole digger’s favorite saying?
“Let’s get to the bottom of it!”
Why did the carpenter cross the road?
To fix the house on the other side!
Why did the apprentice climb the ladder?
To reach journeyman status!
Why did the journeyman keep climbing the ladder?
To reach master craftsman status!
What kind of construction jobs do dogs get promoted to?
The ruff stuff!
What happened when the tunnel workers flashlight went out?
He was delighted!
Why did the roofer bring his hammer when he went camping?
He wanted to hit the trails!
Why did the carpenter put on his dancing shoes?
He was going to a square dance!
What did the carpenter say to his wife?
“I love you beyond measure!”
Where do electricians find their favorite flowers?
At a power plant!
How do carpenters get rid of germs?
They use hand sand-itizer!
What kind of animal gets hired for construction work?
Why are hammers such a great construction tool?
Whatever the job, they prove themselves hard as nails!
Where did the construction worker take his family for vacation?
They went site-seeing!
Construction Knock Knock Jokes for Kids!
Dose are my tools over there!
Norway to get the roof built before the rain starts!
Hair are the nails you ordered!
Wade a minute, the bulldozer’s coming through!
Oldest jackhammering is making my ears ring!
Woody hurry up and finish hammering, I can’t hear myself think!