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Crafting and DIY Puns, Jokes and Riddles
“I have plenty of space in my craft room!” said no crafter ever!
Why can’t pine trees learn to knit?
Because they always lose their needles!
What’s the best day of the week to begin a new craft project?
What’s a frog’s favorite crafting supply?
Why aren’t crafters allowed on the ballroom dance floor?
Because they’ll always cut it up!
“I have plenty of yarn!” said no crocheter ever!
What is a quilter’s favorite vegetable?
I am currently unsupervised at the fabric store, I know it’s freaking me out too but the possibilities are endless!
When does Santa deliver presents to his prize flock of sheep?
First thing, so they don’t think they are going to get fleeced!
How many secrets can you tell a dress form wearing ear muffs?
All of them, it can’t hear you!
What do die cut artists eat for breakfast?
In my defense, I was left unsupervised at the yarn store!
Why are pirates the best with gold glitter?
Because they arrrrrr!
“I have plenty of fat quarters!” said no quilter ever!
Why did one sheep in the knitting club look sad?
Because she had to go baaaaaaaaaaaack and rework a row!
Why did the knitter decide to switch to crochet?
She got hooked!
What did the crocheter propose in her dissertation?
In my defense, I was left unsupervised with all of this glitter!
Funniest Craft Knock Knock Jokes
Wool you help me knit a sweater? It’s getting cold outside!
Gladys finally time for a big sale at the craft store!
Summer my handmade sweaters are scratchy!
Lorraine is coming down so it’s the perfect day for crafting!
Whale start our knitting class as soon as you are all ready!
Zoo you think you can come over tomorrow afternoon to craft with me?