Funny Craft Jokes

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Crafting and DIY Puns, Jokes and Riddles

craft supply hoarding joke

“I have plenty of space in my craft room!” said no crafter ever!

Why can’t pine trees learn to knit?

Because they always lose their needles!

Craft every day joke

What’s the best day of the week to begin a new craft project?


What’s a frog’s favorite crafting supply?

Ribbon-t, ribbon-t!

Funny seamstress taylor joke

Why aren’t crafters allowed on the ballroom dance floor?

Because they’ll always cut it up!

yarn hoarder joke

“I have plenty of yarn!” said no crocheter ever!

What is a quilter’s favorite vegetable?

String beans!

funny craft quote

I am currently unsupervised at the fabric store, I know it’s freaking me out too but the possibilities are endless!

When does Santa deliver presents to his prize flock of sheep?

First thing, so they don’t think they are going to get fleeced!

Seamstress dress form joke

How many secrets can you tell a dress form wearing ear muffs?

All of them, it can’t hear you!

What do die cut artists eat for breakfast?

Precise krispies!

yarn purchase one liner

In my defense, I was left unsupervised at the yarn store!

Why are pirates the best with gold glitter?

Because they arrrrrr!

quilting fabric hoarder joke

“I have plenty of fat quarters!” said no quilter ever!

Why did one sheep in the knitting club look sad?

Because she had to go baaaaaaaaaaaack and rework a row!

Easy to get hooked on crochet pun

Why did the knitter decide to switch to crochet?

She got hooked!

What did the crocheter propose in her dissertation?

String theory!

Funny joke about craft glitter

In my defense, I was left unsupervised with all of this glitter!

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Funniest Craft Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Wool who?

Wool you help me knit a sweater? It’s getting cold outside!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Gladys who?

Gladys finally time for a big sale at the craft store!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Summer who?

Summer my handmade sweaters are scratchy!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Lorraine who?

Lorraine is coming down so it’s the perfect day for crafting!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Whale who?

Whale start our knitting class as soon as you are all ready!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Zoo who?

Zoo you think you can come over tomorrow afternoon to craft with me?

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