Funny Dad Jokes

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Jokes & Puns

Elephant on trampoline joke funny

What season do elephants like to use trampolines?

Spring time!

I recently found out my kitchen blender wasn’t waterproof. Boy, was I shocked!

When is a horse not a horse?

When it turns into a stall!

Funny shoelace joke

Why didn’t the shoelace want to stay tied?

Because he was afraid-i-knot!

What did one truck say to the other?

Don’t keep me in suspension!

How many elephants can you fit in an empty minivan?

Only one, after that it’s not empty anymore!

What breed of rabbit can jump higher than your house?

All of them, houses can’t jump!

Funny joke for kids

How many kids can you fit on an empty couch?

Only one, after that it’s not empty anymore!

Why did the sheep say, “Oink”?

He was learning to speak pig!

What do you call a stick with three eyes?

A stiiick!

Bald chicken pun-funny

Why did the bald chicken cross the road?

To get to the re-tail store!

Did you hear about the carpenter who tried to create his own pun?

All he had to do was round off the edges.

Why did the candy bar cross the road?

Nougat to the other side!

Yummy chocoloate joke funny

What is the best kind of chocolate?

All of it!

Have you heard the rumor about cream cheese?

I shouldn’t tell you, it might spread!

Busy bees funny pun

Why are hornets such good workers?

They’re busy bees!

Did you hear about the clocksmith that had too many orders?

He had too much time on his hands!

What’s a toad’s favorite song?

“Don’t worry, be hoppy!”

Funny campfire humor joke

How do you start a campfire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

What do you do if a grizzly bear is in your bed?

Find a hotel for the night!

I have two horses named Mayo and Sam.

Sometimes Mayo neighs and Sam itches.

What does a rabbit say when he gives you a carrot?

“Hare you go!”

Funny Knock Knock Dad Jokes

Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Dishes who?

Dishes a bunch of fun telling knock, knock jokes!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Donut who?

Donut ask, it’s a secret!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Turnip who?

Turnip the volume, let’s salsa dance!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Call who?

Call me when you want another knock knock joke!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Scott who?

Scott nothing to do with elephants!

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