Cute Duck Jokes
What did the duck say to the chicken after she won the lottery?
“You lucky duck!”
What classic book inspires many young duck’s adventures?
Why are ducks so good at budgeting?
Because they know how to handle bills!
If it quacks like a duck and walks like a duck, when is a duck not a duck?
When it dresses up for Halloween!
What happens if a duck lays twin eggs?
They look eggs-actly the same!
Why can’t a chicken quack?
Because if it did, it would be a duck!
Why did the duck detective consult with the poultry police?
He was having trouble quacking the case!
What does a duck keep in his pantry?
Quackers and almond milk!
Why was the duck’s baseball game scoreless?
Because the teams kept getting fowl balls!
What game do you get with two mallards and a gander?
Duck, duck, goose!
Who is responsible for lighting the fireworks on the Fourth of July?
The duck because he’s a real fire-quacker!
How can you learn about ducks?
Watch a duck-umentary!
What did the mother duck say when she couldn’t find her eggs?
“I demand an egg-splanation!”
Duck Knock Knock Jokes
Quack open the door and you’ll see!
Duck quick! My boomerang is headed this way!
Bill-ieve it or not, I love Knock Knock Jokes!