10 + Funny Duck Jokes and Riddles

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Cute Duck Jokes

chicken and duck lottery joke

What did the duck say to the chicken after she won the lottery?

“You lucky duck!”

What classic book inspires many young duck’s adventures?

Duck-leberry Finn!

budgeting pun about ducks

Why are ducks so good at budgeting?

Because they know how to handle bills!

If it quacks like a duck and walks like a duck, when is a duck not a duck?

When it dresses up for Halloween!

funny duck joke for kids

What happens if a duck lays twin eggs?

They look eggs-actly the same!

Why can’t a chicken quack?

Because if it did, it would be a duck!

Cute poultry joke

Why did the duck detective consult with the poultry police?

He was having trouble quacking the case!

What does a duck keep in his pantry?

Quackers and almond milk!

duck sports pun

Why was the duck’s baseball game scoreless?

Because the teams kept getting fowl balls!

What game do you get with two mallards and a gander?

Duck, duck, goose!

fourth of july joke

Who is responsible for lighting the fireworks on the Fourth of July?

The duck because he’s a real fire-quacker!

duck school joke

How can you learn about ducks?

Watch a duck-umentary!

mother duck pun

What did the mother duck say when she couldn’t find her eggs?

“I demand an egg-splanation!”

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Watch These Funny Duck Jokes for Kids

Duck Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Quack!

Quack who?

Quack open the door and you’ll see!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Duck!

Duck who?

Duck quick! My boomerang is headed this way!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Bill!

Bill who?

Bill-ieve it or not, I love Knock Knock Jokes!

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