Easter Jokes for Kids
What kind of Easter Bunnies write jokes?
What special treat does the Easter Bunny leave for unicorns?
He leaves them Easter eggs decorated with egg-stra glitter!
Who used to deliver Easter eggs in prehistoric times?
The now eggs-tinct Peter Cottontailosaurus!
What was one of the Easter Bunny’s favorite classes in school?
What title was the Easter Egg given in class?
Best Practical Yolkster!
What do you call eggs dressed up in fancy dresses and Easter bonnets?
What kind of Easter Bunny puts money in Easter baskets?
Why does ordering eggs make the Easter Bunny nervous?
Because he orders them by the basket case!
Why did the Easter Bunny start painting eggs so early this year?
To make sure he didn’t get overwhelmed and up to his ears in work!
What did the Easter Bunny treat the snowman to when it got warm in the spring?
On his downtime, what sport does the Easter Bunny play?
How does the Easter Bunny feel after a workout?
How does the Easter Bunny listen to music while he is painting eggs?
He uses his hare-pods!
Why did the Easter Egg climb a mountain?
So he could hear his egg-cho!
How does the Peter Cottontail get ready for holiday company?
He sweeps up the hare-balls!
Where does the Easter Bunny stay when he goes on vacation?
At a Hare B-n-B!
What’s a little bunny’s favorite party song?
Why did the Easter Bunny call all of his cousins to help him get ready for Easter?
He wanted to eggs-pand the number of painted eggs this year!
Funny Easter Knock Knock Jokes
Ears another Easter Bunny knock knock joke!
Lettuce help fill the Easter baskets with candy!
Hare put on your bonnet before we go to the Easter egg hunt!
Weirdo you think the Easter Bunny hid all of the eggs?
Eggs-cuse me while I eat some of my chocolate bunny!