Cute Farm Puns and Jokes for Kids
When is a tractor not a tractor?
When it turns into a barn!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to her friend, Bessie the cow, who was on the udder side!
Why is it difficult to have a serious conversation with a goat?
Because she’s always kidding!
Where did the rancher find his missing cattle?
At the moooovies!
Why do cows like milk chocolate?
Because it’s udderly delicious!
Why do bulls like to go to the beach?
To show off their moo-scles!
How did the farmer get away from the aliens?
He avoided their tractor beam!
How did the sheep get away from the cops?
She made a ewe turn!
What did the farmer say when she lost her shovel?
“Where’s my shovel!”
How do successful farmers create such rich soil?
They bury their money!
What do confused chickens lay?
Where did the farmer buy medicine for her milking goats?
She went to the farm-acy!
Why was the barn cat a farm favorite?
She had a great purrrr-sonality!
Why do chickens get up so early in the morning?
To get their eggs-ercise routine done for the day!
Why don’t pigs use cell phones?
They’d rather communicate with ham radios!
Why do farmers like cats in the hay barn?
Because they’re great meow-sers!
Did you hear about the farmer’s friendly horse?
He was very neeiigh-borly!
What is a favorite farm yard dance?
The Turkey Trot!
Farm Knock Knock Jokes
Garden the gate to keep the gopher out of my vegetables!
Lettuce go for a ride on the tractor to watch the sunset!
Juicy that pig fly?
Accordion to the forecast it’s supposed to rain soon, we need to finish the baling quick!
Wooden it be great if bacon grew on trees!
Ears some sweet corn for supper!