20 + Funny Father’s Day Jokes

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Fathers Day Jokes for Kids

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Why did the dad cross the road?

He heard the Dad Jokes Convention was about to start!

What did the dad spider make his kids for lunch?

Hotdogs and flies!

Fathers day pun for grandfathers

How do you greet the grand daddy ice cream?

“Hey, Pop-sicle!”

What do you call a dad with a long project list?

Do dad!

Hilarious fathers day pun

What did the baby pig say to the daddy pig when they went fishing?

“You’re not a boar, this is fun!”

How did the gardener cheer on his son as he went up to bat?

He said, “I’m rooting for you!”

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Why did the dad cross the road?

The chicken got out of its pasture!

What do you call the father of a weaver?

A plaid dad!

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Which arachnid can you count on for good dad jokes?

The Daddy Long-legs spider!

Silly fun fathers day fishing joke

How did the Father’s Day fishing party go?

It went swimmingly!

What do you call the father of a frog?

A tad dad!

Adorable fathers day joke for kids

Where does a father frog like to take his tadpoles on a cool spring morning?

Out for a cup of croak-o!

What do you call the father of a vampire?

A Vlad dad!

Waterpark summertime pun

What did the father say when he took his kids to the water park?

“Water-y up to first?”

What did the dad say to his kids when they got off the ski lift?

“It’s all downhill from here!”

super hero dad shopping fathers day joke

Where do all the great dads and other guardians get their fruits and vegetables?

They shop at the supermarket!

What do you call the father of a gold medal winner?

An Olympiad dad!

Funny bigfoot fathers day pun

Where did Bigfoot introduce his kids to society?

A foot-ball!

super funny jokes for fathers day

Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Fiddle!

Fiddle who?

Fiddle make you happy, we can go fishing on Father’s Day!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Gorilla!

Gorilla who?

Gorilla up some more steaks please, Dad! The neighbors just got here!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Zany!

Zany who?

Zany body going to give dad his Father’s Day present?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Butter!

Butter who?

Butter grab your fishing pole, dad wants to head to the lake!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Linda!

Linda who?

Linda hand to dad at the barbeque so we can eat faster!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Otto!

Otto who?

Otto know, do you think dad would like chocolate cake at the Father’s Day picnic?

the cutest jokes to share for fathers day