The Best Fruity Puns and Riddles to Make You Laugh!
What did the grape say to the juice bottle?
“Squeeze me, is this glass taken?”
Which fruit loves to study dry historical facts?
What icy treat did the lumberjack order for dessert?
A banana split!
What delayed the melons wedding?
They couldn’t cant-aloupe!
What fruit plans special activities for their grandchildren?
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
What exotic ingredient did the baker insist on having in his pantry?
Why did all of the dried fruit cross the snowy road and hide?
They heard Mrs Claus say it was time to make fruitcake!
Fruit Knock Knock Jokes
Berry nice to see you!
Orange you happy to play along?
Honeybee a dear and bring me some fresh squeezed lemonade please!
Figs my ladder please, so I can go pick apples!
Fairy pleased with how my blueberry cobbler turned out, it’s delicious!
Berry good picking in the strawberry patch today!