Funny Fruit Jokes and Puns

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The Best Fruity Puns and Riddles to Make You Laugh!

grape juice pun for kids

What did the grape say to the juice bottle?

“Squeeze me, is this glass taken?”

date palm and history class pun

Which fruit loves to study dry historical facts?


lumberjack split wood joke

What icy treat did the lumberjack order for dessert?

A banana split!

What delayed the melons wedding?

They couldn’t cant-aloupe!

grandparents and grandchildren cute pun

What fruit plans special activities for their grandchildren?


funniest kangaroo joke

What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?

Fruit punch!

What exotic ingredient did the baker insist on having in his pantry?

Bread fruit!

Christmas Mrs Claus fruitcake cross the road joke

Why did all of the dried fruit cross the snowy road and hide?

They heard Mrs Claus say it was time to make fruitcake!

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Fruit Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Berry who?

Berry nice to see you!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Orange who?

Orange you happy to play along?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Honeybee who?

Honeybee a dear and bring me some fresh squeezed lemonade please!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Figs who?

Figs my ladder please, so I can go pick apples!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Fairy who?

Fairy pleased with how my blueberry cobbler turned out, it’s delicious!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there!


Berry who?

Berry good picking in the strawberry patch today!

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