Best Groundhog Jokes for Kids
Why did the woodchuck cross the road?
To go hog-wild at the Groundhog Day Party!
Why is it hard for the groundhog to get warm on the camping trip?
The woodchuck kept hogging the campfire!
Who gets the most nervous about the groundhog’s predictions?
What do you call a DJ groundhog?
What do you call a caffeinated groundhog?
What kind of house does a groundhog live in?
A ground-Hog cabin!
What do you call a groundhog on top of a hill?
What has brown fur, eats roots and lives alone?
Hermit the ground-Hog!
How are a groundhog and an ostrich alike?
They both like to put their heads in the dirt!
What do you call a groundhog carrying a hammer?
When are groundhogs not groundhogs?
When they are called woodchucks!
What did the groundhog parents say when their kids got lost?
“Where in earth have you been?”
What do you call a pizza-making groundhog?
Where do groundhogs go for college recruitment?
What do you call a groundhog who works as a copy-editor?
A noun-d hog!
How are young woodchucks punished?
They are grounded!
What do you call a detective groundhog?
What do you call a groundhog that trains dogs?
Funny Groundhog Day Knock Knock Jokes
Weirdo we go to see Punxsutawney Phil?
Olive when the groundhog sees his shadow!
Freddie or not, here comes the groundhog with his prediction!
Ken we get a redo if we don’t like the groundhog’s prediction?
Wool you help me find my big sweater if the groundhog sees his shadow?
Atlas it’s February, spring will come eventually!