Funny Groundhog’s Day Jokes

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Best Groundhog Jokes for Kids

Funny woodchuck and Groundhogs Day joke

Why did the woodchuck cross the road?

To go hog-wild at the Groundhog Day Party!

Why is it hard for the groundhog to get warm on the camping trip?

The woodchuck kept hogging the campfire!

Groundhog Day prediction funny joke

Who gets the most nervous about the groundhog’s predictions?

Snowmen!

What do you call a DJ groundhog?

A sound-hog!

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What do you call a caffeinated groundhog?

A wound-hog!

What kind of house does a groundhog live in?

A ground-Hog cabin!

Spring Groundhog Day pun

What do you call a groundhog on top of a hill?

A mound-hog!

What has brown fur, eats roots and lives alone?

Hermit the ground-Hog!

How are a groundhog and an ostrich alike?

They both like to put their heads in the dirt!

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What do you call a groundhog carrying a hammer?

A pound-hog!

When are groundhogs not groundhogs?

When they are called woodchucks!

Super cute Groundhog Day joke for kids

What did the groundhog parents say when their kids got lost?

“Where in earth have you been?”

What do you call a pizza-making groundhog?

A round-hog!

Groundhog weather prediction joke

Where do groundhogs go for college recruitment?

Meteorological school!

What do you call a groundhog who works as a copy-editor?

A noun-d hog!

Funny groundhog woodchuck pun

How are young woodchucks punished?

They are grounded!

What do you call a detective groundhog?

A found-hog!

What do you call a groundhog that trains dogs?

A hound-hog!

Lots of cute jokes to celebrate Groundhog's Day

Funny Groundhog Day Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Weirdo!

Weirdo who?

Weirdo we go to see Punxsutawney Phil?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Olive!

Olive who?

Olive when the groundhog sees his shadow!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Freddie!

Freddie who?

Freddie or not, here comes the groundhog with his prediction!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ken!

Ken who?

Ken we get a redo if we don’t like the groundhog’s prediction?

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Wool!

Wool who?

Wool you help me find my big sweater if the groundhog sees his shadow?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Atlas!

Atlas who?

Atlas it’s February, spring will come eventually!

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