Funny Halloween Jokes

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Super Halloween Puns, Jokes and Riddles

To Light Up The Party On the Other Side

Why did the Jack-O-Lantern cross the road?

To light up the party on the other side.

What is a monster’s favorite type of clothing?

Wash and scare!

How did the vampire conclude his Bridal Toast?

“Best vicious to the bride and groom!”

Why did the werewolf fail his exam?

They essay questions were ruff!

What’s a mummies favorite thing to do on vacation?


Pumpkin Crossed The Road To Get To the Carving Party

Why did the pumpkin cross the road?

To get to the carving party on the other side.

What did the monsters do after they won the apple bobbing contest?

They gave each other a high eight!

How do you fix a busted jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How do ghosts prevent sunburn?


What does the Halloween Home-Coming ghoul wear in her crown?

A ghoul jewel!

What monster loves to dance?

The boogeyman!

Who did Little Red Riding Hood have to outrun on the way to the Halloween party?

The Big Bad Werewolf!

How long should Frankenstein’s legs be?

Just long enough to reach the ground!

Tired Monsters are Sleepy Creepies

What do you call tired monsters?

Sleepy creepies.

What was Dracula’s first impression of his blind date?

It was love at first bite!

Ghosts really like books with a cemetery plot!

What kind of berries do ghosts like to harvest?


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What kind of jam to ghosts like to spread on their toast?

Boo-berry jam!

What kind of pie do ghosts like best?

Boo-berry pie!

What kind of keys do monsters like to like to eat?

Frosted Halloween sugar cookies!

What did the Jack-O-Lantern say when he saw Dracula?

Nothing, Jack-O-Lanterns can’t talk!

A Monster's Favorite Greeting

What is a monster’s favorite greeting?

“Please to eat you!”

What is every young mummy’s favorite holiday treat?

Candy brains.

What directions did Frankenstein’s GPS give for the haunted house?

Go straight and then take a fright turn at Cemetery Lane.

How did the skeleton get into his room at the Scare B and B?

With his skeleton key!

How did he keep out all of the other ghouls?

He locked the dead-bolt!

How do werewolves greet each other on October 31?

Happy Howl-oween!

Pumpkins Don't Like to Play Squash

What is a pumpkin’s least favorite game?


Why didn’t Frankenstein like his cat?

It was a saur puss!

Why did the little monster eat his homework?

Because his ghoul teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Why do vampires use mouthwash?

To freshen their bat breath!

What do you call a vampire when she drinks soda and sings at the same time?

A pop singer!

What Halloween monster is a picky eater?

A skeleton, he doesn’t have the stomach for food!

Why Did The Pumpkin Cross The Road Joke

Why did the pumpkin cross the road?

Because the chicken got scared away by the monster.

What fairy enjoys Halloween the most?

The scary fairy!

How does the scary fairy make her classroom of little monsters behave?

She gives them a fairy eyeball!

What is a ghoul’s favorite game at recess?

Hide and shriek!

What is the scary fairy’s favorite song?

Ghouls just want to have fun!

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Aarooo! who?

I didn’t know you’re a wereowl!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Skeleton who?

Skeleton of words at the next spelling bee!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Scurry who?

Scurry monsters get a lot of treats on Halloween!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Scurry who?

Scurry monsters are going to party on Halloween night!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Fangs who?

Fangs for the Halloween candy!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Waldo who?

Waldo we do when our trick or treat bags get full?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Canoe who?

Canoe share your Halloween candy with me?

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