Super Cute Jokes Perfect for Mother’s Day
What did the mama bee say to her baby bees?
“Bee-lieve in yourself and your abilities!”
What did the mare say when her little pony wanted to stay out and play with her friends?
“OK, but don’t go pasture bedtime!”
What’s the perfect spice to cook with on Mother’s Day?
How did the toddler celebrate with his mother on Mother’s Day?
He gave her a hand-made mom-ento!
What did the momma cat say to her kitten?
How do you finish off the perfect Mother’s Day?
With the letter Y!
What did the mama firefly say to her kids during the night-time thunderstorm?
“Let’s look on the bright side!”
What part of Mother’s Day did the new mother appreciate the most?
She remembered the special mom-ents!
What did the mama bear say to her cub?
“I will love you furrrr-ever!”
What did the mama cow say when her calf went too slow?
“Please moooooove faster!”
What is the perfect beverage to serve with cookies on Mother’s Day?
What’s the difference between Mother’s Day and Father’s Day?
Why did the mom ask to go sky diving on Mother’s Day?
She wanted to live in the mom-ent!
How does a hen celebrate her chick’s birthday?
She bakes a cake from scratch!
I like telling mom jokes, sometimes she even smiles!
How does a mom know if her kids need a jacket when they go outside?
She checks the ther-mom-eter!
What insect makes a great parent?
What did the son say when his mom asked him why he was shoving potato chips in his mouth?
“They don’t taste as good when I shove them in my ears!”
Mother’s Day Knock Knock Jokes
Gouda sleep, it’s past your bedtime!
Ima really glad to see you, come in for some cookies!
Collie-flower and broccoli and all the vegetables are good for you! Have another serving!
Justin time for dinner! Go wash up, please!
Les go pick some daisies for mom!
Goat ask your father, he’ll know!