Funny Mother’s Day Jokes

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Super Cute Jokes Perfect for Mother’s Day

funny insect bee pun motivational speech

What did the mama bee say to her baby bees?

“Bee-lieve in yourself and your abilities!”

What did the mare say when her little pony wanted to stay out and play with her friends?

“OK, but don’t go pasture bedtime!”

baking pun

What’s the perfect spice to cook with on Mother’s Day?

Carda-mom!

How did the toddler celebrate with his mother on Mother’s Day?

He gave her a hand-made mom-ento!

cat mother's day pun

What did the momma cat say to her kitten?

“You’re purrrr-fect!”

How do you finish off the perfect Mother’s Day?

With the letter Y!

Summertime insect mom pun

What did the mama firefly say to her kids during the night-time thunderstorm?

“Let’s look on the bright side!”

What part of Mother’s Day did the new mother appreciate the most?

She remembered the special mom-ents!

adorable bear cub mothers day joke

What did the mama bear say to her cub?

“I will love you furrrr-ever!”

What did the mama cow say when her calf went too slow?

“Please moooooove faster!”

Cookies and tea party pun

What is the perfect beverage to serve with cookies on Mother’s Day?

Ca-mom-ile tea!

What’s the difference between Mother’s Day and Father’s Day?

Two letters!

exciting mothers day activity joke

Why did the mom ask to go sky diving on Mother’s Day?

She wanted to live in the mom-ent!

How does a hen celebrate her chick’s birthday?

She bakes a cake from scratch!

Sweet mother's day joke

I like telling mom jokes, sometimes she even smiles!

How does a mom know if her kids need a jacket when they go outside?

She checks the ther-mom-eter!

cute mother's day insect joke

What insect makes a great parent?

Moth-ers!

What did the son say when his mom asked him why he was shoving potato chips in his mouth?

“They don’t taste as good when I shove them in my ears!”

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Mother’s Day Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Gouda!

Gouda who?

Gouda sleep, it’s past your bedtime!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ima!

Ima who?

Ima really glad to see you, come in for some cookies!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Collie!

Collie who?

Collie-flower and broccoli and all the vegetables are good for you! Have another serving!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Justin!

Justin who?

Justin time for dinner! Go wash up, please!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Les!

Les who?

Les go pick some daisies for mom!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Goat!

Goat who?

Goat ask your father, he’ll know!

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