Funny St. Patrick’s Day Jokes

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St. Patrick’s Day Jokes to Make You Laugh!

Funny dog show joke

What did the leprechaun get when he brought his dog to the show?

Best of luck!

What did the shopkeeper say when the leprechaun bought his new top hat for St. Patrick’s Day?

“Good luck with hat!”

Pirate joke funny for St Patrick's Day

How does a leprechaun pirate pay his crew?

With lepre-coins!

What do you get when a leprechaun and a sprite settle in to chat?

A lot of small talk!

St patricks day luck joke

What looks like half a four leaf clover?

The other half!

When are horse shoes lucky?

When they’re still on its feet!

Funny leprechaun fishing joke

What do leprechauns go fishing for?

Gold fish!

What did the leprechaun’s wife say when he went fishing?

“Fishing you lots of luck!”

St patrick's day funny gold joke

What do you call a gold colored water fowl?

A lucky duck!

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Why did the master gardener enjoy celebrating St. Patrick’s Day?

Because she has a green thumb!

Funny rainbow St Patricks Day joke

What kind of bows don’t have knots?

Rainbows!

Why are pirates the best at finding a leprechaun’s pot of gold?

Because they arrrrrr!

Funniest St patricks day joke

Why did the leprechaun run across the road?

He spotted a four leaf clover!

What do you get when you cross a duck with a shamrock?

A lucky duck!

St Patricks Day funny pun

What’s a leprechaun’s favorite flower?

A mari-gold!

What happened when the golfer walked through a patch of clover?

He had a stroke of good luck!

Why are shamrocks green?

Because if they were red they’d be red-rocks!

Funny St Patricks Day fairy pun

What did the leprechaun say to the sprite?

“How’s everything down under?”

What kind of emails do leprechaun’s try to avoid?

Spam-rocks!

Funny St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Orange!

Orange who?

Orange you going to wear green for St. Patrick’s Day!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Warren!

Warren who?

Warren a lucky clover today?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Irish!

Irish who?

Irish that leprechaun would share some of his gold!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Hope!

Hope who?

Hope you have a St. Patrick’s Day filled with lots of luck!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Accordion!

Accordion who?

Accordion to the rainbow over there, the pot of gold should be right here!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Donut!

Donut who?

Donut pinch the leprechaun!

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