St. Patrick’s Day Jokes to Make You Laugh!
What did the leprechaun get when he brought his dog to the show?
Best of luck!
What did the shopkeeper say when the leprechaun bought his new top hat for St. Patrick’s Day?
“Good luck with hat!”
How does a leprechaun pirate pay his crew?
What do you get when a leprechaun and a sprite settle in to chat?
A lot of small talk!
What looks like half a four leaf clover?
The other half!
When are horse shoes lucky?
When they’re still on its feet!
What do leprechauns go fishing for?
What did the leprechaun’s wife say when he went fishing?
“Fishing you lots of luck!”
What do you call a gold colored water fowl?
A lucky duck!
Why did the master gardener enjoy celebrating St. Patrick’s Day?
Because she has a green thumb!
What kind of bows don’t have knots?
Why are pirates the best at finding a leprechaun’s pot of gold?
Because they arrrrrr!
Why did the leprechaun run across the road?
He spotted a four leaf clover!
What do you get when you cross a duck with a shamrock?
A lucky duck!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite flower?
What happened when the golfer walked through a patch of clover?
He had a stroke of good luck!
Why are shamrocks green?
Because if they were red they’d be red-rocks!
What did the leprechaun say to the sprite?
“How’s everything down under?”
What kind of emails do leprechaun’s try to avoid?
Funny St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes
Orange you going to wear green for St. Patrick’s Day!
Warren a lucky clover today?
Irish that leprechaun would share some of his gold!
Hope you have a St. Patrick’s Day filled with lots of luck!
Accordion to the rainbow over there, the pot of gold should be right here!
Donut pinch the leprechaun!