Funny Unicorn Jokes

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Fairy and Unicorn Jokes for Kids

Beautiful glamour unicorn pun

What do you call a fancy unicorn?

A glamicorn!

What do you call a unicorn that runs away?

What unicorn?

pony and unicorn pun

Why did the fairy princess prefer her unicorn to her pony?

The pony horsed around too much!

What is a unicorn’s favorite game?

Hide and seek with her pal Bigfoot!

cute unicorn pun

Which kind of triangle is a unicorn’s favorite?

Acute one!

What does the Head Fairy at ballet school require all unicorns to wear?

A uni-tard!

Unicorn cross the road joke

Why did the unicorn cross the road?

To get to the glitter store!

What’s a unicorn’s favorite kind of joke?

The corn-iest pun she can find!

Funny beach and unicorn joke

What do you call a unicorn’s beach home?

A uni-condo!

What did the Fairy Princess say to the Unicorn?

“I’m over the rainbow for you!”

Unicorn student joke for kids

Why did the unicorn get such good grades?

So she could get into uni-versity!

What do you get when two garden fairies meet for tea in the Unicorn Grove?

A lot of small talk!

Easter bunny and unicorn glitter joke funny

Why did the unicorn write a letter to the Easter Bunny?

To ask for extra glitter on her Easter eggs!

Where can you always find a unicorn?

In the dictionary!

Which fairy tales does a unicorn like to read to the baby fairies at story time?

Uni-que ones!

unicorn astronaut pun

Where do space unicorns travel?

The uni-verse!

What does a unicorn do when she has to eat and run?

She takes a to-go bag clover the rainbow!

What is a unicorn’s favorite ride at the Summerland Magic Festival?

The Fairy-Go-Round!

Lots of unicorn puns and jokes at TheJokeSite.com

The Best Unicorn and Fairy Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Hoppy!

Hoppy who?

Hoppy National Unicorn Day on April 9!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Sherwood!

Sherwood who?

Sherwood like to see a unicorn while I’m out hiking!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Ima!

Ima who?

Ima hoping to see some magical fairies in the flower garden tomorrow morning!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Fanny!

Fanny who?

Fanny body sees a unicorn, fairies or Bigfoot please let me know!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Lace!

Lace who?

Lace go play in the unicorn’s magic tree house!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Led!

Led who?

Led me plant some roses for the flower fairies!

Jokes for kids about funny unicorns