Fairy and Unicorn Jokes for Kids
What do you call a fancy unicorn?
What do you call a unicorn that runs away?
Why did the fairy princess prefer her unicorn to her pony?
The pony horsed around too much!
What is a unicorn’s favorite game?
Hide and seek with her pal Bigfoot!
Which kind of triangle is a unicorn’s favorite?
What does the Head Fairy at ballet school require all unicorns to wear?
Why did the unicorn cross the road?
To get to the glitter store!
What’s a unicorn’s favorite kind of joke?
The corn-iest pun she can find!
What do you call a unicorn’s beach home?
What did the Fairy Princess say to the Unicorn?
“I’m over the rainbow for you!”
Why did the unicorn get such good grades?
So she could get into uni-versity!
What do you get when two garden fairies meet for tea in the Unicorn Grove?
A lot of small talk!
Why did the unicorn write a letter to the Easter Bunny?
To ask for extra glitter on her Easter eggs!
Where can you always find a unicorn?
In the dictionary!
Which fairy tales does a unicorn like to read to the baby fairies at story time?
Where do space unicorns travel?
What does a unicorn do when she has to eat and run?
She takes a to-go bag clover the rainbow!
What is a unicorn’s favorite ride at the Summerland Magic Festival?
The Best Unicorn and Fairy Knock Knock Jokes
Hoppy National Unicorn Day on April 9!
Sherwood like to see a unicorn while I’m out hiking!
Ima hoping to see some magical fairies in the flower garden tomorrow morning!
Fanny body sees a unicorn, fairies or Bigfoot please let me know!
Lace go play in the unicorn’s magic tree house!
Led me plant some roses for the flower fairies!