Cute Valentine’s Day Jokes and Puns for the Entire Family
Why did two people fall in love on a sailing trip?
Because it was row-mantic!
Why did the cantaloupe go the the grocery store on Valentine’s Day?
To find her one in a melon!
What did the boar say to her sweetheart?
“I love you pig time!”
What did the metric unit say to the US measurement unit?
I love you a ton!
What did the egg tell the carton?
“You’re egg-zactly my type!”
Why did the squirrel come out of hibernation for Valentine’s Day?
Because he could Nut stop dreaming about his sweetheart!
What did the juice say to the orange?
“I’ve got a crush on you!”
Why did the dog ask the tree to the Valentine’s Day Dance?
She liked its bark!
What did the stink monster tell his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
“I love Ewww!”
What happened when X married O?
They became a lovely pair!
What did the sprinter say to her husband?
“My heart beats for you!”
What did the fisherman think of his Valentine’s Day catch?
It was guppy love at first sight!
Why did the gardener take his girlfriend to the Valentine’s Day Dance?
Because he loved rockin’ to the BEET!
How did the peanut farmer get a date on Valentine’s Day?
He said, “Don’t drive me nuts, please be my Valentine!”
What did the monkey say to his wife?
“I’m so lucky I get to hang out with you every day!”
What did the math genius say to the calculator?
“I can always count on you!”
What was the boy’s excuse for not picking his date up on time?
His box of candy was choco-late!
What do you call an affectionate geographic land formation?
A lava-ble volcano!
Best Valentine’s Day Knock Knock Jokes
Party Hearty, it’s Valentine’s Day!
Kim you please be my Valentine?
Weirdo you keep your stamps? I need to mail these Valentines!
Pit your dress on, it’s time for our Valentine’s Dinner date!
Bud what if I want to stay in and cuddle?
Max sense to me!