Funny Wedding Jokes

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The Best Jokes for Proposals, Weddings and Toasts

groom cross the road joke

Why did the groom run across the road?

The chicken stole the ring!

How can you tell if the vegetables held a wedding?

The bell peppers ring!

wise woman wedding day pun

What did the wise woman say on her wedding day?

“I knew!”

What did the cobbler say on his wedding day?

“I shoe!”

day to be married joke

What’s the best time to get married?

On your wedding day!

What always comes first at a wedding?

The letter “W”!

dinosaur bride joke for kids

What prehistoric creatures walked down the aisle?


What did the girl with hiccups ask her boyfriend?

“Will you scare-y me?”

wedding proposal in apple orchard pun

How did the orchard owner propose to her boyfriend?

She said, “Let’s live apple-y ever after!”

Did you hear about the couple who got married in an orchard?

They lived apple-y ever after!

funny proposal pun

Why is it popular to propose marriage in autumn?

Because it’s so easy to fall in love!

What did the crafter say on her wedding day?

“I glue!”

best engagement joke

When is an engaged woman not engaged anymore?

When she gets married!

What did the North Wind say on her wedding day?

“I blew!”

cute zombie proposal pun

What did the zombie say to his girlfriend?

“Will you bury me?”

What did the hiker say on his wedding day?

“I view!”

In what month do people get married the least?

February, it’s the shortest month!

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Wedding Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Will who?

Will you marry me?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Anita who?

Anita minute before I give you my answer!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Justin who?

Justin time, let’s get married!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Honeydew who?

Honeydew you think we have time for more pictures before we walk down the aisle?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Candace who?

Candace be the right reception hall, I don’t see the wedding party!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Elsie who?

Elsie you later on the reception dance floor!

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