Funny Winter Jokes

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Wintertime Jokes for the Whole Family

Humorous winter ski trip pun

Why wasn’t anyone at the ski resort worried about the blizzard?

They knew everything would turn out all white!

Winter snowball fight pun

Did you hear the joke about the snowball?

No? It must have went right over your head!

What did the snowman say when asked on February 2 if he thought spring was coming?

“I’ve got snow idea!”

Cold winter joke

Did you hear the joke about Jack Frost?

I guess you mythed it!

Why did the Abominable Snowman get a ticket?

He left his snowmobile parked in a snow parking zone!

Snowball fight joke for kids

What kind of snowball can’t be thrown?

The ones used to build snowmen!

Why is a penguin on a fence like a quarter?

Its head is on one side and its tail is on the other!

What do snowmen have that no one else has?

Carrot noses!

winter bear joke

How do polar bears build igloos?

They use their bear hands!

How many polar bears can you fit in an empty igloo?

Only one, after that it’s not empty anymore!

Cutest polar bear winter pun

What does a polar bear put in his igloo?

Furrr-niture!

Why was the cross-country skier so happy?

She just had a great s-mile!

What do you call a snowman who likes to eat s’mores?

A marshmallow-man!

Funny snowman joke

What do you call a snowman who asks lots of questions?

A how-man!

What do you call a snowman who performed in a horror movie?

A shadow-man!

Fun snowman pun

What do you call a snowman who can squeeze through a picket fence?

A narrow-man!

Where do bee keepers send their bees in the winter?

To the bee-ch!

Wintertime tree joke

Where do trees rest in the winter?

They take a nap in the for-rest!

Winter jokes for the whole family at TheJokeSite.com

Cute Winter Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Yule!

Yule who?

Yule laugh really hard when you see my new ugly Christmas sweater!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Dozen!

Dozen who?

Dozen anyone want to go outside and make snowmen with me?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Snowman!

Snowman who?

Snowman has ever seen the turquoise blue water of the Caribbean!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Feline!

Feline who?

Feline like it’s time for summer vacation, I’m tired of the snow!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Waddle!

Waddle who?

Waddle we do when it starts snowing?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Don!

Don who?

Don you want to come out and play in the snow?

Cute winter jokes for kids at TheJokeSite.com