Garden Humor

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Funny Garden Jokes, Puns and Riddles

Funny garden plant joke

Why did the cheerful gardener refuse to plant legumes?

Because they can be so grum-pea!

Did you hear about the butter lettuce who when sky diving?

He had his head in the clouds!

Summer garden joke

What do you call a fake gardener?

A plant!

In the past, I didn’t like vegetables. But then I started a garden and now they are starting to grow on me!

chemistry in the garden funny joke

What do chemists grow in their yards?


Why wouldn’t the plant stand up?

Plants don’t have legs!

Summer lettuce garden joke

Why did the lettuce get harvested before the pumpkin?

Because it was a-head!

Why was the apple grower rolling around in the orchard?

He was mulling over which apples to pick for cider!

the best palm tree joke

What kind of trees wear gloves as formal wear?

Palm trees!

Which side of a cactus has the most spines?

The outside!

Cute daisy flower joke for kids

What do you call a daisy with three eyes?

A daiiisy!

What was the farmers favorite ride at the Autumn Harvest Festival?

The Berry-Go-Round!

Funny gourd pun

Why did the pumpkin grower enter the beauty contest?

Because she was gourd-eous!

Why are pirates the best at growing mari-golds?

Because they arrrrrr!

Where did the engaged caterpillars get married?

In a ch-apple!

funny summer gopher joke

How do you keep a gopher from digging up your garden?

Take away his shovel!

What did the seasoned brine say to the pickle?

“You mean a great dill to me!”

What do you get when you combine a garden hose and a kangaroo?

A jump rope!

fun garden jokes for the family

Funny Garden Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Iva who?

Iva lot of squash to pick today!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Ima who?

Ima hoping to have a big apple crop this year!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Turnip who?

Turnip the volume, let’s salsa dance!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Gladys who?

Gladys time to harvest the tomatoes, I’m hungry!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Honeybee who?

Honeybee a dear and help me plant these flowers!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Weed who?

Weed better cover these plants, it’s going to frost tonight!

Garden Jokes to make you laugh this summer