Funny Garden Jokes, Puns and Riddles
Why did the cheerful gardener refuse to plant legumes?
Because they can be so grum-pea!
Did you hear about the butter lettuce who when sky diving?
He had his head in the clouds!
What do you call a fake gardener?
In the past, I didn’t like vegetables. But then I started a garden and now they are starting to grow on me!
What do chemists grow in their yards?
Why wouldn’t the plant stand up?
Plants don’t have legs!
Why did the lettuce get harvested before the pumpkin?
Because it was a-head!
Why was the apple grower rolling around in the orchard?
He was mulling over which apples to pick for cider!
What kind of trees wear gloves as formal wear?
Which side of a cactus has the most spines?
What do you call a daisy with three eyes?
What was the farmers favorite ride at the Autumn Harvest Festival?
Why did the pumpkin grower enter the beauty contest?
Because she was gourd-eous!
Why are pirates the best at growing mari-golds?
Because they arrrrrr!
Where did the engaged caterpillars get married?
In a ch-apple!
How do you keep a gopher from digging up your garden?
Take away his shovel!
What did the seasoned brine say to the pickle?
“You mean a great dill to me!”
What do you get when you combine a garden hose and a kangaroo?
A jump rope!
Funny Garden Knock Knock Jokes
Iva lot of squash to pick today!
Ima hoping to have a big apple crop this year!
Turnip the volume, let’s salsa dance!
Gladys time to harvest the tomatoes, I’m hungry!
Honeybee a dear and help me plant these flowers!
Weed better cover these plants, it’s going to frost tonight!