Halloween Humor

6 minutes of smiles

Lots of Halloween Riddles and Puns

Why don’t ghosts ever tell lies?

Because you can see right through them.

Did you hear about the skeleton’s favorite joke?

He found it very humorous.

Rabbits Don't Watch Scary Movies - Make The Hare Stand Up On Their Neck

Why don’t you ever see rabbits watching scary movies?

Because it makes the hare stand up on the back of their neck.

What do you say to a gigantic, mutant scarecrow?

Nothing, you just run in the other direction very fast!

Why don’t vampires have many friends?

They can be a pain in the neck!

What’s the difference between a pumpkin and a biscuit?

You can’t dunk a pumpkin in your chai latte!

Ghouls Who Ring Door Bells Are A Dead Ringer

What do you call a ghoul who goes around ringing door bells?

A dead ringer.

What special kind of packages can you send by Ghoul Delivery Service?

Scare packages!

What is a ghosts favorite amusement park ride?

A roller ghoster!

Why did the ghost go to the soup kitchen?

So he could boo-lunteer!

Check out some other Halloween Jokes

Where do you find candy for the Trick or Treat bowl?

Wherever you left it!

Why did the goblin join the autumn league baseball team?

They needed a shortstop!

You Should Be Fairy Afraid of Fairy Monsters Pun

Did you hear the tale of the fairy monster?

Be afraid, be fairy afraid!

What kind of truck did Frankenstein ask for on his birthday?

A monster truck!

How do you tell the difference between Frankenstein and a lemon?

Give it a squeeze! If you don’t get lemon juice, it’s Frankenstein!!!

What is a werewolf’s favorite Christmas song?

Deck the Hoooowls!

Why would you invite a zombie mushroom to a Halloween party?

Because he’s a fun-gi!

Joke About Ghosts Ordering Pumpkin Spice Coffee

What do ghosts order at the cafe?

Pumpkin spice coffee with a scream and extra sugar.

What’s a ghost’s favorite outside activity?

Boo-cycling!

What do you call a monster wearing headphones?

Anything you want, he can’t hear you.

What can a two-headed monster do that you can’t?

Watch where he is going and where he’s been at the same time.

Get some more Funny Halloween Jokes

What else can a two-headed monster do that you can’t?

Look both ways at the same time before he crosses the street!

What monster loves April Fool’s Day?

Prank-enstein.

What did the fish think of its Halloween shark costume?

It was fin-tastic!

What do you do if you find an eight-eyed monster in your closet?

Run!!!

Unicorns Love Candy Corn Joke

What is a unicorn’s favorite Halloween food?

Candy corn!

What did Frankenstein tell his bride when their son went off to college?

“Aww Honey, he’s all grooooan up!”

Which cookies make ghouls laugh?

Snicker-boo-dles!

Why did Dracula invite the owl to his Halloween party?

Because he was a hoot!

What do wereducks like to eat at Halloween parties?

Cheese and monster crackers!

Which side of a mummy has the most wrapping?

The outside!

Joke About Unicorns Dressing Up For Halloween

What did the unicorn dress up as for Halloween?

A unicorn!

What did the unicorn dress up as for Halloween?

A little princess!

Spooky Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Kiwi

Kiwi who?

Kiwi go to the haunted house tonight?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Turna

Turna who?

Don’t turna ’round, there’s a monster right behind you!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Voodoo

Voodoo who?

Voodoo you think?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Betta

Betta who?

Betta start running, there’s a monster right behind you!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Waldo!

Waldo who?

Waldo we do if Dracula comes to our Halloween party?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Wish!

Wish who?

Wish Halloween candy is your favorite?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe please take me trick or treating?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Arthur.

Arthur who?

Arthur any houses left to trick or treat at?