Funny Coffee Puns, Jokes and Riddles
What size mocha-latte tastes best?
Why did the barista keep checking his watch?
Because he was pressed for time!
Coffee: It’s what’s for sanity!
Why are pirates the best at making golden lattes?
Because they arrrrr!
What specialty coffee is never on time?
A choco-late mocha!
What did the cappuccino say to the regular to go cup when it started complaining?
“No need to get bitter!”
Coffee: Time to make the day!
Why couldn’t the little espresso cup go out to play?
Because it was grounded!
How much do baristas like their jobs?
You see I don’t have my coffee … RIGHT?
It’s Monday morning … Release the coffee grounds.
Why did the coffee grower need a vacation?
He’s bean busy!
Why did the new dad cross the road?
To get to the coffee shop!
Did you hear about the coffee made especially for body builders?
It’s called macho-iato!
Did you hear about the cup of coffee that liked telling bad jokes?
It was full of beans!
Coffee meet sanity.
Sanity meet coffee.
Why couldn’t the travel mug get a coffee date?
Everyone knew he wouldn’t be staying around!
The Best Knock Knock Jokes for Your Coffee Break
Gladys finally time for my coffee break!
Don you want to go get a cup of coffee with me?
Pumpkin spice coffee tastes delicious in the fall!
Sherwood be nice to visit a Kona coffee orchard in Hawaii!
Venice my espresso going to be ready? I can’t wait!
General Lee who?
General Lee I prefer fresh ground!