Hilarious Coffee Jokes

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Funny Coffee Puns, Jokes and Riddles

latte coffee joke

What size mocha-latte tastes best?


Why did the barista keep checking his watch?

Because he was pressed for time!

coffee humor quote

Coffee: It’s what’s for sanity!

Why are pirates the best at making golden lattes?

Because they arrrrr!

specialty coffee joke about chocolate mocha

What specialty coffee is never on time?

A choco-late mocha!

What did the cappuccino say to the regular to go cup when it started complaining?

“No need to get bitter!”

wake up coffee quote

Coffee: Time to make the day!

Why couldn’t the little espresso cup go out to play?

Because it was grounded!

funniest coffee joke

How much do baristas like their jobs?

A latte!

You see I don’t have my coffee … RIGHT?

Monday morning coffee joke

It’s Monday morning … Release the coffee grounds.

Why did the coffee grower need a vacation?

He’s bean busy!

hilarious new dad joke

Why did the new dad cross the road?

To get to the coffee shop!

Did you hear about the coffee made especially for body builders?

It’s called macho-iato!

coffee humor

Did you hear about the cup of coffee that liked telling bad jokes?

It was full of beans!

Morning introductions:
Coffee meet sanity.
Sanity meet coffee.

Why couldn’t the travel mug get a coffee date?

Everyone knew he wouldn’t be staying around!

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The Best Knock Knock Jokes for Your Coffee Break

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Gladys who?

Gladys finally time for my coffee break!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Don who?

Don you want to go get a cup of coffee with me?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Pumpkin who?

Pumpkin spice coffee tastes delicious in the fall!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Sherwood who?

Sherwood be nice to visit a Kona coffee orchard in Hawaii!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Venice who?

Venice my espresso going to be ready? I can’t wait!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

General Lee!

General Lee who?

General Lee I prefer fresh ground!

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