Funny Independence Day Jokes and Puns
What generation likes fireworks the most?
The boomer generation!
How do you invite a fish to your Fourth of July party?
Drop it a line!
In what order did insects support American independence?
The A-nt colonies were the first, then the B-ee colonies!
Why can’t you tell the Liberty Bell any of these jokes?
We don’t want it to crack up any more!
What’s best served with s’mores at the 4th of July picnic?
After the 4th of July parade, how can you keep celebrating the holiday?
Attend an Indepen-dance!
What do you call Bigfoot when he sketches fireworks from his woodland hideaway?
Where can you find a bargain on July 5?
The bakery, where you can get Independence Day old bread!
How did the big firework reassure the little firecracker?
She said, “I’m sure you’ll do a bang up job!”
What’s red, white and mew?
A kitten celebrating the 4th of July!