Jokes For Kids

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You don’t stop laughing because you grow older. You grow older because you stop laughing.Maurice Chevalier

Funny Riddles and Jokes for Kids

Why was the broom late for work?

It over-swept!

When do jokes officially become “dad” jokes?

When the punchline becomes a parent.

What did the little fairy get at the craft store?

Glitter and magic markers!

Funny Dino Snore Joke

What do you call T-rex after he goes to sleep?

A dino-snore!

What followed dinosaurs?

Their tails!

What weighs tons but falls without making a sound?

Snow!

What kind of flower does everyone have on their face?

Tulips!

What kind of table has no legs?

A multiplication table!

A Cornfield is All Ears Joke

What’s all ears but doesn’t hear a peep?

A cornfield.

What can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?

Your right elbow!

What soft drink do trees prefer?

Root beer!

How do you make an egg roll?

You push it!

Why did the nail polish cross the road?

Because it was painted on the chicken’s feet!

Humorous Joke with Pickle, Sandwich, Dill With It

What did one pickle say to the other pickle after slipping out of a sandwich?

Dill with it.

Do you know why 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9

How many months have 28 days?

All of them!

Why did the nose need a nap?

Because it had been running all day!

Funny Joke Wise Quacker Dad Duck

What do you call a dad duck that tells jokes?

A wise quacker.

Where do elephants pack their clothes for vacation?

In suitcases just like everyone else. (You were thinking a trunk weren’t you?)

What kind of apple is a grump?

A crab apple!

How many books can you put in an empty backpack?

Only one, after that it’s not empty!

Where Can You Find an Elephant Joke

Where can you find an elephant?

The last place you look.

What did the flower say to the bee after it told a joke?

I was just pollen your leg.

Why do bicycles fall over after a race?

Because they are two-tired!

Joke About a Boomerang Stick

What do you get when you throw a boomerang and it doesn’t come back?

A stick.

What is brown and sticky?

A stick!

How does a book stay warm in the winter?

It puts on a jacket.

What is a knock knock joke’s favorite bird?

A woodpecker!

Joke About Bees Favorite Haircut

What’s a bees favorite haircut?

Buzzzzzcuts.

Two toilets were talking in the bathroom.

One says to the other, “you look flushed.”

What kind of button won’t unbutton?

A innie-belly button!

What kind of button won’t unbutton?

A outie-belly button!

Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe please read to me?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Peas.

Peas who?

Please pass a peas of cake!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

I am.

I am who?

You don’t know who you are?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Oh my.

Oh my who?

Oh my, it’s another knock knock joke!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Cargo honk, honk!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hominy.

Hominy who?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hominy.

Hominy who?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hominy.

Hominy who?

Hominy times are we going to have to go through this?