Humorous Christmastime Puns, Riddles and Jokes
Why are gifts wrapped at Christmas?
So yule be surprised!
What kind of trees do forest animals decorate for Christmas?
How are Rudolf and Prancer alike?
They both have red noses except Prancer!
What states sing the prettiest Christmas carols?
North and South Carol-ina!
What do you call Santa when he takes a nap?
What story do squires like to read at holiday time?
“Twas the Knight Before Christmas!”
What sweet confections do unicorns pass out at Christmas time?
What month do snowmen look forward to all year?
Who brings Christmas presents to kittens?
What did the newlywed gingerbread couple purchase for their new gingerbread house?
What does Mrs. Claus serve with sandwiches?
What do you call a snowman made to hide presents in?
What did the nutmeg say to the cinnamon at the Christmas cookie exchange?
Why did the logger go to the mall on Black Friday?
To do his Christmas chopping!
How did the gingerbread man treat the bump on his head?
He put ice-ing on it!
Why are surfers never at the Christmas party?
Because they’re always at the beach waiting for the yule-tide!
What comes at the end of Christmas Eve Day?
The letter Y!
Besides Halloween, what other holiday do mummies love?
Christmas, because of all the wrapping!
Which side of the Christmas tree has the most ornaments?
Depends on the side you are looking at!
Funny Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
Peas tell me what you would like for Christmas!
Butter finish wrapping the presents, it’s Christmas Eve!
Yule love the Christmas gift I got you!
Canoe sing Christmas carols with me?
Les go shopping and finish our Christmas lists!
Howie going to get to Gramma’s house through all this snow?
Meow-y Christmas and Happy New Year!