Merry Christmas Jokes

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“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day.  Don’t clean it up too quickly.”Andy Rooney

Humorous Christmastime Puns, Riddles and Jokes

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Why are gifts wrapped at Christmas?

So yule be surprised!

What kind of trees do forest animals decorate for Christmas?

Fir trees!

Funniest reindeer Rudolf and Prancer joke

How are Rudolf and Prancer alike?

They both have red noses except Prancer!

What states sing the prettiest Christmas carols?

North and South Carol-ina!

Super cute Santa Claus napping pun

What do you call Santa when he takes a nap?

Santa Pause!

What story do squires like to read at holiday time?

“Twas the Knight Before Christmas!”

Cute unicorn joke for Christmas

What sweet confections do unicorns pass out at Christmas time?

Horna-mints!

What month do snowmen look forward to all year?

Decem-brrr!

Who brings Christmas presents to kittens?

Santa Paws!

Cute gingerbread house funny joke

What did the newlywed gingerbread couple purchase for their new gingerbread house?

Cookie sheets!

We wish YOU a Merry Christmas!

What does Mrs. Claus serve with sandwiches?

Crispy pringles!

What do you call a snowman made to hide presents in?

A hollow-man!

Funny Christmas cookie joke

What did the nutmeg say to the cinnamon at the Christmas cookie exchange?

“Seasoning’s Greetings!”

Why did the logger go to the mall on Black Friday?

To do his Christmas chopping!

How did the gingerbread man treat the bump on his head?

He put ice-ing on it!

Fun beach surfer Santa joke

Why are surfers never at the Christmas party?

Because they’re always at the beach waiting for the yule-tide!

What comes at the end of Christmas Eve Day?

The letter Y!

Besides Halloween, what other holiday do mummies love?

Christmas, because of all the wrapping!

Which side of the Christmas tree has the most ornaments?

Depends on the side you are looking at!

Funny Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Peas.

Peas who?

Peas tell me what you would like for Christmas!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Butter!

Butter who?

Butter finish wrapping the presents, it’s Christmas Eve!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Yule!

Yule who?

Yule love the Christmas gift I got you!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Canoe!

Canoe who?

Canoe sing Christmas carols with me?

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Les!

Les who?

Les go shopping and finish our Christmas lists!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Howie!

Howie who?

Howie going to get to Gramma’s house through all this snow?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Meow!

Meow who?

Meow-y Christmas and Happy New Year!

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