What do you call a skein of yarn that crossed the road?
A yarn over!
How many skeins of yarn can you put in an empty project bag?
Only one, after that it’s not empty anymore!
What do you have if you’re holding six skeins of chunky in one hand and six skeins of super chunky in the other hand?
Crochet Jokes and Puns
Where does crochet come before housework?
What is the quickest way to double the size of your foundation chain?
Fold it in half!
Who signs up for dating apps?
Sewing Jokes and Puns
Sometimes I think I should walk away from the new bolts of fabric at the craft store …
Then I laugh and laugh at my joke all the way to the cash register!
What famous general likes to sew?
The Serg-eon General!
What do you call a quilter who is worried?
Knitting Jokes and Puns
What did the annoyed knitting needle say to the wool yarn?
“You’re so knit picky!”
What wise advice did the mom give to her child?
“All you knit is love!”
What soup do knitters like to eat for lunch?
Homemade pearl barley soup!