Best Dad Jokes for the Entire Family
Want to hear how sailors and fishermen are so successful?
Ok, I guess knot!
Why were the earthquakes arguing?
They couldn’t decide whose fault it was!
What does the sheet say when you enter the home goods store?
“Well, Pillow there!”
When it comes to dog walking, two’s company and three’s a crowd. What is four and five?
How do you find the Loch Ness Monster?
What kind of steps should you take if a ten armed drooling monster starts moving in your direction?
Any kind that lets you move really fast!
What is a carpenter’s favorite nut?
Why wouldn’t the plant stand up?
Plants don’t have legs!
What has a fur coat and pants?
What gets really toasted in hot weather?
How do you tell the difference between Bigfoot and a lemon?
Give it a squeeze! If you don’t get lemon juice, it’s Bigfoot!!!
Why are pirates so popular at Golden Wedding Anniversary parties?
Because they Arrrrrr!
Why did the computer tech get a new screen saver?
To rescue his computer from a virus!
What was the bride’s favorite ride at the spring festival?
What happened when the fisherman fell in the pond?
He got wet!
What’s a preppers favorite food?
What do aliens play soccer with?
Why did the tennis player have a miserable camping trip?
He lost his Matches and couldn’t start a fire!
Knock Knock Dad Jokes
Duncan cookies in milk is fun and delicious!
Dwayne the kitchen sink, quick! It’s going to spill over!
Gladys midnight, now I can go to sleep tomorrow!
Frankfurter invitation, I’m excited about your block party!
Wire you doing that?
Harvey GREAT day!