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Best fishing joke pun

Want to hear how sailors and fishermen are so successful?

Ok, I guess knot!

Why were the earthquakes arguing?

They couldn’t decide whose fault it was!

Funny pillow joke

What does the sheet say when you enter the home goods store?

“Well, Pillow there!”

When it comes to dog walking, two’s company and three’s a crowd. What is four and five?

Nine!

Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot joke

How do you find the Loch Ness Monster?

Ask Bigfoot!

What kind of steps should you take if a ten armed drooling monster starts moving in your direction?

Any kind that lets you move really fast!

Funny pun for carpenters

What is a carpenter’s favorite nut?

Wall-nuts!

Why wouldn’t the plant stand up?

Plants don’t have legs!

What has a fur coat and pants?

A dog!

Fun summer breakfast joke

What gets really toasted in hot weather?

Bread!

How do you tell the difference between Bigfoot and a lemon?

Give it a squeeze! If you don’t get lemon juice, it’s Bigfoot!!!

Why are pirates so popular at Golden Wedding Anniversary parties?

Because they Arrrrrr!

Funny computer security joke

Why did the computer tech get a new screen saver?

To rescue his computer from a virus!

What was the bride’s favorite ride at the spring festival?

The Marry-Go-Round!

What happened when the fisherman fell in the pond?

He got wet!

Prepping joke funny

What’s a preppers favorite food?

Pr-epperoni!

What do aliens play soccer with?

A spaceball!

Why did the tennis player have a miserable camping trip?

He lost his Matches and couldn’t start a fire!

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Knock Knock Dad Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Duncan!

Duncan who?

Duncan cookies in milk is fun and delicious!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Dwayne!

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the kitchen sink, quick! It’s going to spill over!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Gladys!

Gladys who?

Gladys midnight, now I can go to sleep tomorrow!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Frankfurter!

Frankfurter who?

Frankfurter invitation, I’m excited about your block party!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Wire!

Wire who?

Wire you doing that?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Harvey!

Harvey who?

Harvey GREAT day!

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