New Year’s Eve Jokes

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Celebrate with funny New Year’s Puns, Jokes and Riddles

Funniest party New Years Eve Joke

How are a New Year’s Eve party and a New Year’s resolution alike?

They’re both fun, except for the resolution!

How does an ostrich greet his cousin from Australia on New Year’s Eve?

“Happy Emu Year’s Eve!”

Funny New Year's Eve celebration joke

How loud should a party horn be?

Just loud enough to ring in the New year!

What is a bear’s favorite way to toast the New Year?

With butter and honey!

How many chips can you put in an empty bowl?

Only one, after that it’s not empty anymore!

Funny New Year's resolution joke Road crossing joke

Why did the resolution cross the road?

To get in shape for the New Year!

How did the party shop advertise their New Year’s Sale?

With auld lang signs!

Funny Joke for New Years Eve

How can you tell a regular noisemaker from a New Year’s Eve noisemaker?

You can only find the New Year’s Eve noisemaker on December 31st!

When do reporters get their best stories?

News Year’s Eve!

Hilarious New Years resolution fail joke

What do you call a New Year’s Eve resolution in July?

Non-existent!

How is a New Year’s Eve party like any other holiday party?

They are all the same except for the resolutions!

Why did Santa give Mrs. Claus jewelry on Christmas day?

To be ready to ring in the New Year!

Humorous New Years Eve Resolution Joke

On New Year’s Eve, which leg do I raise to start the new year off on the right foot?

How do cows celebrate the new year?

They attend Moo Year’s Eve parties!

How do cows greet one another on New Year’s Day?

“Happy Moo Year!”

Cute unicorn joke for the New Year

How does a Unicorn like to celebrate New Year’s Eve?

With lots of glitter!

What is a jewelry maker’s favorite time of the holiday season?

When she gets to ring in the New Year!

Where do mathematicians like to hang out on New Year’s Eve?

Times Square!

New Year’s Eve Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Raymond!

Raymond who?

Raymond me to stick to my New Year’s resolutions!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Les!

Les who?

Les put on some sparkly clothes and go to a New Year’s Eve party!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Howie!

Howie who?

Howie going to stay up ’til midnight? I’m so tired!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Johanna!

Johanna who?

Johanna come to my New Year’s Eve party?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Call!

Call who?

Call me if you want to go out on New Year’s Eve!

Funny jokes and puns for New Years Eve