My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
If only the buck stopped here. I could use a few …
Why do we have feet that smell and noses that run?
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger and then it hit me.
Isn’t it ironic that phonetic isn’t spelled the way it sounds?
Where do interstate highways in Hawaii go?
I was a banker for 15 years until I lost interest.
The problem is not seeing a spider but rather when it disappears!
Mountain jokes are so hill-arious!
I once tried to jump into some fog, but I mist.
Is it just me or does fuzzy logic tickle you, too?
Eggs may not be funny, but they are yolksters!
I used to have a fear of mountains until I got over it.
I keep looking but I can’t seem to find another word for thesaurus.
Because the light bulb hadn’t been invented yet, what appeared over cave people when they had an idea?
A house has the exact number of boards in it to make a home!
Did you know there is an abbreviation for abbreviation?
I do my best proof reading after I press send!