20 + Santa Jokes

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Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies!Francis Pharcellus Church

Funny Santa Puns, Riddles and Jokes

Super funny Santa naughty and nice list joke

Why does Santa use reindeer instead of goats to pull his sleigh?

Because the goats kept eating the Naughty and Nice lists!

Why doesn’t Santa have a problem going down the chimney?

He’s not Claus-trophobic!

Funny Mrs Clause joke

What did Mrs. Claus do after she crossed the road?

She helped Santa wrap presents!

Hilarious Santa crossing the road joke

What did Santa do after he crossed the road?

He delivered the presents!

What state does Santa love to visit?

Idaho-ho-ho!

Humorous Christmas stocking Santa joke

How many Christmas presents can Santa fit in an empty stocking?

Only one present, after that it’s not empty anymore!

How do we know Santa isn’t afraid of germs?

Because he doesn’t worry about catching the flue when he goes down the chimney!

Santa coming down the chimney funny joke

How do you know if Santa is making his way down the chimney?

All your senses become alert to his presents!

How does Santa celebrate the spring planting season?

He dances around the North May-Pole with Mrs Claus and the elves!

Funniest Christmas baking joke

What holiday treat does Santa spend hours making in the kitchen?

Jolly Rolls!

Why did Santa fly over the pumpkin patch on Christmas Eve?

He thought it was gourd-ous!

Funny baby reindeer pun for Christmas

How do baby reindeer help Santa at Christmastime?

They hang hornaments on his Christmas tree!

Where does Santa stay when he backpacks through Europe?

At a ho-ho-ho-stel!

Santa snowflake funny Christmas joke

What falls when Santa delivers presents but doesn’t break?

Snow!

What garden chore makes Santa’s arms ache?

Hoe-ing!

Cute Santa and elf joke

Every year, what does Santa ask the elves to help him plant?

Christmas bulbs!

Santa: “Do you know where I left my boots?”

Mrs. Claus: “I saw them in the claus-et.”

How does Santa spell his lead reindeer’s name?

R-u-d-o-p-h  (No-l)!

With little tin horns and little toy drums, rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums, Santa Claus is coming to town!Coots and Gillespie

Santa Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Santa!

Santa who?

Santa here to give you your presents!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Yule!

Yule who?

Yule like the gift I brought, it was the first one on your list!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Santa!

Santa who?

Santa gift via special delivery – I hope you receive it today!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Santa!

Santa who?

Santa gift via special delivery – I hope you receive it today!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Waldo!

Waldo who?

Waldo we do if we don’t get to bed in time for Santa’s visit?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Berry!

Berry who?

Berry Christmas and Happy New Year!

May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve!
~ Anonymous
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