Silly Fourth of July Jokes and Puns

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Independence Day Humor

American flag fourth of july joke

What’s red, white, blue and likes to wave?

The American flag!

cute dinosaur joke with George Washington for july 4th

Which dinosaur patriot did Washington recruit to fight in the revolution?

Independence Rex!

4th of july exercise and exciting fireworks joke

What do you mean watching fireworks doesn’t count as exercise? They take my breath away!

July 4th funny patriotic unicorn red, white and blue joke

What’s red, white, blue and sparkly?

A patriotic unicorn!

fourth of july unicorn party joke

What did the party organizer ask the unicorn to bring to the 4th of July party?

Sparklers and star spangled cupcakes!

declaration of indepence and santa on american 4th of July funny pun

Why wasn’t Santa Claus invited to sign the Declaration of Independence?

He wears a red coat!

grilling on indepencence day funny quote

Keep calm … fire up the grill … and celebrate Independence Day!

July 4th independence day pun

Why did the revolutionary doctor give America a clean bill of health?

It had a good constitution!

free radicals and american revolutionary soldiers joke

What do you call scientist soldiers of the American Revolution?

Free radicals!

Dad at grill 4th of July joke

What’s red, white and fiery blue?

Dad cooking on his new propane grill!

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4th of July Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Lace!

Lace who?

Lace go to the 4th of July picnic!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Bacon!

Bacon who?

Bacon a red, white and blue cake for the picnic!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Water!

Water who?

Water you waiting for, light your sparkler!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Wood!

Wood who?

Wood you like to hold this flag and ride in the parade?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Shirley!

Shirley who?

Shirley you can stay awake to watch the fireworks!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Button!

Button who?

Button case you change your mind, the fireworks show starts at 9:30!

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