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Independence Day Humor
What’s red, white, blue and likes to wave?
The American flag!
Which dinosaur patriot did Washington recruit to fight in the revolution?
What do you mean watching fireworks doesn’t count as exercise? They take my breath away!
What’s red, white, blue and sparkly?
A patriotic unicorn!
What did the party organizer ask the unicorn to bring to the 4th of July party?
Sparklers and star spangled cupcakes!
Why wasn’t Santa Claus invited to sign the Declaration of Independence?
He wears a red coat!
Keep calm … fire up the grill … and celebrate Independence Day!
Why did the revolutionary doctor give America a clean bill of health?
It had a good constitution!
What do you call scientist soldiers of the American Revolution?
What’s red, white and fiery blue?
Dad cooking on his new propane grill!
4th of July Knock Knock Jokes
Lace go to the 4th of July picnic!
Bacon a red, white and blue cake for the picnic!
Water you waiting for, light your sparkler!
Wood you like to hold this flag and ride in the parade?
Shirley you can stay awake to watch the fireworks!
Button case you change your mind, the fireworks show starts at 9:30!