Snowmen Jokes

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Super Cute Snowman Jokes, Puns and Riddles

Funny snowman joke for show and tell class

Why did the little snowkid ask to borrow his great-great-grandpa’s corn cob pipe?

For Snow and Tell class at school!

What did one snowman say to another?

“It’s ice to meet you! I’ve been waiting all year!”

Cute sugar cookie snowman pun

Why did the snow-momma warn her children not to have a temper tantrum?

She didn’t want to see them have a meltdown!

What do abominable snowmen wear on their feet?

Snow shoes!

How many secrets can you tell a snowman wearing earmuffs?

All of them, he can’t hear you!

Funny wintertime snowmen joke

What months do snowmen look forward to all year?

Novem-brrr and Decem-brrr!

What beverage do snowmen like to chill out with?

Iced tea!

There’s snow day like a snow day!

Who watches over snowmen during the early spring warm up?

Snow angels!

Funny winter snowmen funny joke

How are a snowman and a reindeer alike?

They’re both made of snow except for the reindeer!

What kind of snowball doesn’t bounce?

All of them, snowballs don’t bounce!

What do toddler snowkids ride around on?

Tr-ice-cycles!

Funniest snowman snow cap winter joke and pun

What do high elevation snowmen wear on their heads?

Snow caps!

Why did the snowman get kicked out of the community garden?

He got caught picking his nose!

Snowman pun funny for winter

What do you call a snowman made of cotton balls?

A faux-man!

What do you call a snowman who didn’t get out of the sun in time?

A slow-man!

Cute snowmen wedding joke - faux

What do you call a snowman at his wedding?

A vows-man!

What kind of music do snowmen play at their winter ball?

Cool music!

Snowmen Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Waldo!

Waldo who?

Waldo we do if our snowmen start to melt?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Iva!

Iva who?

Iva bunch of hats for my snowman, which one do you like best?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Arthur!

Arthur who?

Arthur any snowstorms in the weather forecast? I can’t wait to make a snowman!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Candice!

Candice who?

Candice snowstorm get any better? We can make a whole family of snowmen tomorrow!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Doughnut!

Doughnut who?

Doughnut go outside to make snowmen right now, it’s too cold! Stay inside for some hot cocoa instead!

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