Super Cute Snowman Jokes, Puns and Riddles
Why did the little snowkid ask to borrow his great-great-grandpa’s corn cob pipe?
For Snow and Tell class at school!
What did one snowman say to another?
“It’s ice to meet you! I’ve been waiting all year!”
Why did the snow-momma warn her children not to have a temper tantrum?
She didn’t want to see them have a meltdown!
What do abominable snowmen wear on their feet?
How many secrets can you tell a snowman wearing earmuffs?
All of them, he can’t hear you!
What months do snowmen look forward to all year?
Novem-brrr and Decem-brrr!
What beverage do snowmen like to chill out with?
Who watches over snowmen during the early spring warm up?
How are a snowman and a reindeer alike?
They’re both made of snow except for the reindeer!
What kind of snowball doesn’t bounce?
All of them, snowballs don’t bounce!
What do toddler snowkids ride around on?
What do high elevation snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the snowman get kicked out of the community garden?
He got caught picking his nose!
What do you call a snowman made of cotton balls?
What do you call a snowman who didn’t get out of the sun in time?
What do you call a snowman at his wedding?
What kind of music do snowmen play at their winter ball?
Snowmen Knock Knock Jokes
Waldo we do if our snowmen start to melt?
Iva bunch of hats for my snowman, which one do you like best?
Arthur any snowstorms in the weather forecast? I can’t wait to make a snowman!
Candice snowstorm get any better? We can make a whole family of snowmen tomorrow!
Doughnut go outside to make snowmen right now, it’s too cold! Stay inside for some hot cocoa instead!